Funny responses you got when you came out

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  1. roborama

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    so i was... uhh... dancing yeah lets say just dancing with a guy and he went to kiss me and i pulled away and was like wooahhh nuh-uh im gay (i was wearing my rainbow belt and it was glowing from the black light for goodness sakes) and hes like "oh okay but can we still dance right? because straight girls dont dance like that"
     
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    After I came out to my mom, she asked me if it was because my best friend is gay and if it was because I was hanging out with him lol...
     
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    Lol my sister was just like "Kay", and when I said "what?!" (shocked that she wasn't surprised), she was just like "Um, Gabe. When you were little, you walked around in mom's shoes".....ouch haha

    Idk if I put that in the coming out thread I made for my 2nd sister (probably too embarrassed), but yeah...awkward haha
     
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    Okay so I told my best friend I was lesbian at lunch.

    My friend: Hes totally gay. I have this awesome gay-dar and I'm telling you Andie he's 100 percent flaming.
    Me: You have a gay-dar?
    My friend: Hell yea. It makes a beep beep when ever Im around a gay person .
    Me: Im lesbian. -___-

    *silence for like 3 minuets*

    my friend: ..... beep.....beep...beep....

    for some reason I laughed my ass off.
     
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    A guy who I have a crush on telling him after i kept him behind one of our lessons at school...

    Friend: Oi hurry up, what have you got to tell me...
    Me: Im gunna be really blunt, I'm gay.
    Friend: Pardon
    Me: (Louder) I'm Gay
    Friend: Pardon
    Me: (Shouts) I'm gay
    Friend: Pardon :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    Me: Shut up!
    Friend: I thought you were gunna tell me something important, we all know that :wink:

    Walks off with his arm around me

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    Friend: Hey, Lucy, are you a lesbian?
    Me: I like girls, so I guess I'm bi.
    Friend: Yeah, that's what I thought.
     
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    And S came out to me by telling me he liked me. Geeze, what a way to set yourself up for rejection.

    About me, I came out at school and it spread, then two people passed me in the corridor (H and A).
    H: So, word has it you're bi.
    A: Wassup, gay boy.
     
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    Two! female friends have responded with either "yeah, I'm bi, too" or "I'd love to make out with a girl" :lol:
     
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    coming out to random good guy friend:

    me: so, i might be, possibly, maybe kind of-- well...i'm bi.
    him: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........ha. that's hot.

    coming out to my bff

    me: i have something awkward to tell you.
    her: go for it. i'm good at awkward situations.
    me: ok, well, i'm...a bisexual.
    her: -pause- wait, so..
    me: i like both genders.
    her: i know what bisexual means. so then, wait- wait, omg-- OMG YOU LIKED THAT SCENE IN BLACK SWAN DIDN'T YOU??? I ASKED YOU IF YOU LIKED IT BUT YOU SAID NOOOO, BUT YOU LIED, I WAS RIGHT, HA!
    -awkward silence, she contemplates further-
    her: ew.. that's gross.
     
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    I'm out to everyone, including listing my sexual preference on my Facebook and having several 'likes' that basically scream "I LIKE GIRLS."

    I posted a status about a girl, and my friend commented on it saying, "Wait, what?!"

    Then he IMed me and asked me about than he said, "Wow, I never woulda guessed that. Hold on I'm gonna call my friends and see if they know any girls for you."

    The funniest part, he wanted to set me up with a 'butch' (labels are icky), but I'm pretty much masculine? Bahaha. I love my friends :slight_smile:.
     
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    My Mom said "I always wanted one of you to be gay." (Me or my sister) Which is weird, but funny. I hope she realizes I'm not gonna become the stereotypical "gay" guy now. Kinda like how girls want a "gay friend." Just happen to like guys and girls lol. It was definitely the oddest response.
     
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    My dad used to joke that he wished I would grow up to be a lesbian, so that he wouldn't have to worry about me getting pregnant. He doesn't know the irony of that, though.

    The first person I told was a close guy friend who I was dating because he liked me, but I obviously didn't like him back. It went like this:
    Me: "So, uh, I think we should not date anymore..."
    Him: "Oh...Okay..." *sad face*
    Me: "Wait, I wanna tell you why though! After school, ok?"
    Him: "Kay..."
    Me: *after school* "So what would you say if I said I was gay?"
    Him: "...I would say that's epic!"
    Me: "Really? 'Cuz, well...I am gay."
    Him: "That is the best reason ever to break up with me."
    Me: "So you're not sad anymore?"
    Him: "Nope. Well, I will be if you don't tell me who you got the hots for."
    Me: *tells who I like*
    Him: "Sweet! Now you gotta tell me all about your awesome lesbian sex!"
     
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    Dad: "So, are you going to help me campaign now?"
    (Dad's a liberal politician. Mom's a social science professor...)

    Yeah, I had it easy.
     
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    An Internet Guy Friend
    D: So what's on your mind?
    Me: Haha, you don't wanna know what I've been thinking about.
    D: Why's that? Gay guys...?
    Me: Well actually, you might like it but uhh I'm not sure if i wanna say...
    D: (my name)....
    Me: Ahh you really want to know, don't you?
    D: Yes, i really want to know.
    Me: Fine, I'll just come out & say it already!! You know I joke around a lot with my friends, like lesbian jokes & stuff. & I've always said I was just joking, but the truth is...I'm actually not straight. I've been debating this with myself for the longest time & I've finally just come to terms with it...
    D: Lol ok. So you think you're bi then? Or do you not like guys actually?
    Me: I'm pansexual.
    D: I don't know what that is...
    A moment later...
    Ok, I googled it. Found it out.
    Basically, you're just a horny girl with everyone! XD
    Me: That's another way of saying it i guess, lol.
    D: It's all good. I had a feeling, but I wasn't gonna say anything.
    Me: Is it really that noticeable that I'm not straight?!
    D: Haha, it's not THAT noticeable.. but it's there.
    Me: Aww damn it, I can't lie worth shit.
    D: Lol, nope....So when are you gonna do it with a girl? You have to tell me all the details when you do!
    Me: Hahaha, omg...
    D: I'm serious!

    Another Internet Friend
    Y: What's finally off your chest?
    Me: I'm pansexual.
    Y: *shocked face* Seriously?
    Me: Yeah, I am actually being completely serious for once.
    Y: Wow...

    A Friend Over Facebook Chat
    Me: Yeah, I know. I can't tell my dad about stuff, either. I'm pansexual...
    Her: Yay, you finally came out of the cabinet!!

    She said "cabinet" because I'm so short, lol.

    My Cousin to Our Friend
    I knew there was something different about her!

    My Lesbian Friend
    This makes me soo happy! I knew you were homosexual in some way!
    You came out of the cabinet. That was my joke! I was right, I was right!!
    Our little girl is growing up...to be a homosexual!
    We need to give you a party to celebrate.

    My Best Friend
    Me: I need to tell you something later.
    Her: Tell me now.
    Me: ...Okay.
    Her: Are you a lesbian?
    Me: No...
    Her: Bi?
    Me: No.
    Her: Getting married?
    Me: No. It's something serious!
    Her: Oh, really? Well, what is it?
    Me: Umm *debating with myself for a minute or two, while she stares at me with a concerned look on her face* .... Goddammit, I'm pansexual!
    Her: So you like everyone?
    Me: Yep.
    Her: Even trannies?
    Me: Yeah.
    Her: Awesome, let's go get some tranny boyfriends! Seriously though, I already knew that.
    Me: Why does everyone say that?!
    Her: Well, you do act like it...

    I also came out to some people who sit with me at lunch.
    Guy: What's pansexual?
    Girl: It means, no matter if you have a dick, a cooter, or both, she's gonna like you!
     
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    Haha I liked this one. It's cute. :slight_smile:
     
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    My Dad's response when my Mom told him: "Well I could have told you that" lol
     
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    I was starting to come out my sophomore year in high school, and I was just telling close friends of mine. So one day I'm telling one my guy friends. We will refer to him as S

    Me: I have to tell you something
    S: What?
    Me: I'm bi
    S: So you like boys and girls?
    Me: Um... Yeah
    S: You want to go out?
    Me::jawdrop: Um... What!!!!!
    S: Oh you don't know I'm gay...
    Me: Sure :icon_bigg

    Just to let you know nothing really happened, we just kissed, and that as far as we got. Were just friends now.
     
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    When I came out to my crush

    I was standing in front of our school (we're not in the same class, I met her during lunchbreak) and she saw me and came over. We were kinda alone, because we both had to stay after school.

    her: hi
    me: oh, hi
    her: listen, I heard something about you, and I'm just asking if it's true, so don't be offended if it isn't, okay?
    me: sure, what is it? (I was pretty sure she had heard that I was gay, but...)
    her: are you into N?
    me: wow, where'd you hear that?
    her: are you?
    me: ehm, no...
    her: no?
    me: no, I'm so not into him
    her: sure?
    me: yeah, I'm sure, I'm really sure. I'm not into him, not into any other guy.
    her: oh... OH!!! Wait, do you mean... are you...?
    me: gay? yeah, I am.
    her: oh. Wow. That makes two of us.
    me: are you being serious? 'cause I am.
    her: me too.
    me: oh.
    her: yeah.

    And then she kissed me. Just like that, out of the blue. We went on a couple of dates, and we have one planned for next Saturday, but we haven't kissed since. Hope that's gonna change on Saturday :slight_smile:
     
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    the funniest had to be my step aunt. shes gay herself.
    me : can i talk to you outside really quick?
    her : yeah sure
    me : i have a girlfriend. and i really need to text her can i borrow your phone please?
    her: you have a what ?
    me: a girlfriend
    her : wow i thought you was just going to ask for a fag !
    :slight_smile:
     
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    Sister: Just come out and say it.
    Me: Okay. Ummm... I'm a girl.
    Mom: It's about time you told us!
    Me: ...What?
    Mom: We've been waiting a long time for you to tell us.