Well, my friend guessed by herself, when we were blablabla-ing over texts, and the conversation went something like this: ...[insert random crap here that we talk about].... Me: Crap, my face hasn't given away any other secrets has it?! Her: hmmmm... You are interested in girls! Me: Damn, how did you know? Her: So I'm right?! Me: yeah... Her: Hahaha! Well, my gaydar definitely was sensing some gay rays coming off of you! Her "gaydar" comment was the funniest comment I've heard of the...2 people I've told xD She's also gay, so we had a few laughs xD
Came out to an acquaintance via text (wanted to come out to someone not too involved withmy life, and there they were). Here’s how it went: Her- I seem to be lacking in the man department right now Me- me too.. Her- haha that could be because you’re straight? me- would it be a surprise? Her- you seem to like women’s boobs allot so it would be (she really does not know me) me- I like glee and lady gaga. It’s pretty plausible. her- are you telling me you are? because I’m confused now. last time someone suggested, you got all stressed about it... me- I may be somewhat... her- Somewhat gay or somewhat camp? I really am confused, non-crypic answers please me- somewhat gay her- really? me- yeah her- For real? Not an evil joke? me- no joke. her- that’s cool then It took her seven text to take the hint. Seven -.-
:roflmao: when a guy tells you he likes glee and lady gaga.... time for a wake-up call. Anyway, this is how my friend/crush found out. Me: You know, it really isn't appropriate to stuff candy down my shirt if you aren't gonna do anything with me. (just don't ask...) Her: And what makes you think I'm not gonna do anything with you? Straight girls are my favorite. Me: ...really? Her: Wait... you're a lesbian aren't you. Me: ...really. Her: MY GAYDAR! SOMEBODY STOLE MY :***: GAYDAR! She's just full of win.
Me to my very laddy friend: Me: "I'm actually gay." Him: "Oh, so that explains a lot! You like the penis!" Me: "Haha yeah" Him: "You want me don't you?" Me: "Yes, yes I do, like right now.." Him: "I've got a gay best friend!"
ME: mom i like girls MOM: well at least u won't get pregnant lmao xD ME: hey i got something i have to tell you... FRIEND: yeah? what is it? ME: i like girls FRIEND: OMG SOOOO COOL! OMG YOUR SO AWESOME (he kept on saying that for about 30 minutes) loool FRIEND: i wish i had a lesbian best friend ME: you will soon FRIEND: how do you know? ME: I just do FRIEND: Who is it ME: umm me? FRIEND: stop messin with me! ME: i'm not FRIEND: OMG UR MY DREAM COME TRUE!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY LBFF lmao xD
At a big time casino with long term friends and our absent friend's fiance (lesbian couple). No one knows I'm a lesbian. I never mentioned I liked girls and never mentioned I liked guys. A dude with dreads and his buddy come walking by. Dude with dreads turns around, doing a double take and checks me out. Dude: Are you married? :indicates I'm 'fine' giving me the thumbs up: You look good. Me: :smiling, amused, and flattered: I'm gay. :I smile more and wave him appreciating his honesty: I turn to my friends Me: And I'm not joking, either. Friend A: ...I thought you were just telling him that so he would leave you alone. Friend B: : opens her mouth and eyes in splendid surprise and pushes our friend's fiance in front of me, indicating she's gay, too: Well, there you go! So is she! This is :friend's name:'s fiance. --- Yeah, I didn't know if I would have a chance to come out to them without feeling random about it. Was quite painless and quite amusing for me at the time. Not so much funny for the response as the situation.
I was driving my coworker home last night and we were discussing this and that and it came to being gay. He made a statement something like this "I don't have a problem with gay guys, i just dont want to be felt up by them." (typical straight man statement imo. idiotic, but typical.) So i pretended like i was going to grab him, and he shouts "OH MY GOD YOUR A LESBO!" i just looked at him and laughed and told him i am bi.
Co-Worker: So, I heard it through the grape vine that you're gay. Me: Wait, wait, wait thats crazy! People use the phrase 'I heard it through the grape vine'? well, its true. Co-Worker: So, I guess we should start calling you the my fag-worker. Both: LOL Me: Don't do that. Co-Worker: Why not? Me: Cause I might do something crazy like grab you by that mullet of yours and bash your face against the desk, until I knock out your front teeth. Both: LOL Me: And, you know how we gays are. I see a hole, I might end up Skull F**king you. Both: LOL ............ Me: (scary face :evil: )Seriously, don't do that.
SUPPPP ERIC hey just answering your question you posted on my wall Ok I wanna tell you a secret of mine plz dont judge me oh god... this can't be good lol lol shit can you already guess what it is can u? if u can it saves me saying it you got screwed over from the taxes you lost? oh its nothing about that..... this is very personal hmm then I don't know omg Eric lol you like honestly have no idea at all? take your most daring and wildest guess and do not be afraid of insulting me you got raped by a man?
My sister : Why the F*** did you choose some random ass night?! after posting this video on my coming out post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4 xD
The response wasn't really funny, but how we got there was. I was with two friends on our way to volleyball practise. They knew I was dealing with something. I didn't want to tell them, so they started guessing. Friend 1: So what is it? Friend 2: You're in love with someone and he doesn't like you. Me: close Friend 1: Someone is in love with you and you don't like him. Me: [Friend 2] was closer. Friend 2: Yes!!! So it's a guy who's already got a boyfriend Me: no Friend 1: It's a guy- Me: No Friend 1: It's a girl!!! Me: ... Friend 2: You're gay!!! Me: no Friend 1: Bi? Me: yeah. Friend 2: right Friend 1: Are you really serious? Me: yes Friend 1&2: *looking at each other* Okay.
My mom came into town today with a friend I hadn't met before, and we had lunch at Subway. Mom: So what's going on with you lately? Me: Well, I joined the XXXXXX Lesbian Choir... Mom: Oh, that great! Mom's friend: Wait, what choir? Mom: (loudly) The XXXXXX Lesbian Choir. Mom's friend: :eek: Mom: (to me) It's great that you're getting out of the house. What are you singing in the choir?
I actually had a friend ask "So, does that mean you can't eat meat?" after I came out to him. He wasn't exactly the... brightest bulb. I still have no idea where he got the idea that gay and vegetarian went hand in hand.
I love coming out this way! Always love seeing how the person slowly ties everything together while trying to keep up with the convo. Hilarious
Ok so I gave my friend a book with a gay character in it (The Bermudez Triangle) and at this point she had actually only read the back cover. I had also been a sad and stressed lately and she was wondering why Anyway... Me:So do you want to know what has been bothering me lately? Her: Yes (goes on a little tangent on how it feels horrible to feel alone and says she has felt that way before and she told me that I am not alone and all my friends love me). That's what you were feeling right. Me: Kindof... but there's something more. Her: What what is is? You look kind of excited, what is it? Me: Well I'm actually kind of dying inside, it's just really hard. (I was dying inside) Her: It's ok. Me: Well you know the book I gave you. Her: Yeah? Me: Well you know Mel? Well I am kind of like her. Her: You mean the pretty one? Me: The gay one. Her: Is that you? Me: Yes. Her: *A huge smile spreads across her face and she puts her hands on either side of her face and squeals* I'm sorry I know it's really bad but I've always wanted to have a gay friend! I'm just so excited I've always been so supportive of gay rights and stuff I just never imagined. I'm just so happy right now! Me: No it makes me happy that you are happy, it's good to have someone be excited about you being gay. (Long conversation about all me being gay follows) I really liked her reaction. Best one yet.:icon_bigg
Haylie: You two would make a cute couple! Marissa: He's gay. Me: Mhmm Haylie: *stares* Me: *stares back* Haylie: *still stares* Me: *looks at Marissa staring at me* ME: *looks back at Halie* Haylie: *stares* Me: *stares* Haylie: *walks away* Fricken weird @_@
just came out to my bestfriend since kindergarten wooh! but anyways: friend: ugh why must it snow on the first day of spring me: i dont know i find it kind of romantic friend: why? you hate that crap me: well it was nice kissing **** (we're not official or anything) in the snow friend: wait is **** a girl me: uhh yeah friend: OH MY GOD now both of my best friends are gay! geez i feel so straight. (she then proceeded to ask a million questions and call me interesting a bunch of times, really strange conversation)
Me- "Dad , I'm trans...." Him - "I know." FAIL. Im pretty sure he's a homophobe... didn't really think i'd get this reaction lol. Me- "I'm trans, I have a vagina" Friend - "Sweet, 'cause I don't like dick" lol
