To my gay best friend: Me: I'm gay. Him: O.O ...*HUGZ* Oh thank you thank you!! Finally a girl who won't have a crush on me!!! I LOL'd To my aunt on the eve of Thanksgiving: Me: I kinda have to tell you something, but don't tell mom yet. Her: What is it? Me: I'm gay. Her: ...Well that's nice, sweetie, but what does that have to do with cranberry sauce?
A good friend that i met a month ago just figured it out today... her response "you need to become less attractive then"
I hope this doesn't offend you or anything, but, I'm really excited to have a gay girl friend, all my gay friends are guys, and I'm just really excited. I'm just wondering how I could be offended that someone is excited to have me as a friend?
It cracks me up when people get excited to have gay friends (or find out their longstanding friends are gay and they just didn't know it). I mean, what are we, an elusive form of Pokemon? Gotta catch 'em all? Lesbian, use Tire Change! Girly Boy, use Fashion Sense! :lol:
When I told my big (it's a sorority thing, if you don't know lol) she said, Little. I was positive you were gay until you started talking about your ex boyfriend. I knew you had to like girls at least a little bit. Telling another of my sisters about what my big had told me: You didn't know people thought you were a lesbian? I've known you weren't straight from the moment I met you. I fail. But they win <3
Me: I would totally date A. Ellie: Wait, you're GAY?! Me: I don't label myself. I swear we already had this conversation? Ellie: No, we never had this conversation... Me: Are you sure? I swear we did. Ellie: Nope, I don't ever remember having a conversation like that. lol
My mom: "Why can't you be more like Ellen DeGeneres?" And yesterday morning, my dad was chatting with me about how sexy the Dallas cheerleaders are just like I was another guy (yay!). It was hilarious and fabulous at the same time. :lol:
This was great I totally turned the tables on this new guy. So, most everyone at work knows I'm gay, so this new guy was here today and he this guy walked by, giving off a strong gay vibe, and he said that "those people" make him uncomfortable. I asked why and he said we was worried about them hitting on him, so I said: "Well, I'm gay as pink ink and I can tell you whole heartedly, you don't have to worry me hitting on you...you're hideous." his response :jawdrop:
Nothing Bubbles he just kinda sat there the rest of the day and didn't talk to me. He only works at my site once a week, so we'll see how next week goes.
lol apparently she liked me and thought i was very attractive so she said that trying to boost my self-esteem lol she is a very sweet person ....but in a strange way lol
Thank you,,,thank you all. These are so hilarious. After crying about my own post it was very nice to be cheered up by all these funny reactions.
One of my best friends ever: Me: Life's been kinda weird lately. Her: How so? Me: Well, I'm pretty sure I'm gay. Her: And I'm asexual! Me: Wait, WHAT?! Her: Yup. Me: What does that even MEAN?! Her: *Explains* Me: So that's why all the awkwardness when I thought I had a crush on you last year! Her: Yup!
(over text) Me: uh yeah so i'm a lesbian Her: i'll totally make out with you Me: no, like for real Her: yeah, i'm gay too
Ok, so I told my best (girl) friend over a Facebook message cause I was too nervous about her reaction and the next day I saw her she meets me and asks "So is it still ok if I talk to you about my guy problems??" I was like "Yeah it's still ok." lol And now whenever her and her bf get into a fight she tells me, "Oh I hope you end up with a girl. Guys are way too much trouble." Hahah...she's amazing.
