1) my girl (dear Lord, i love her so) 2) my family (my mom (not the no good one) has always been there for me, even in my darkest times) 3) my...
yes, i'd be like jack sparrow, except not as retarded with women and what not. would you ever eat your significant other's feces to save their...
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but there ain't nothin' wrong with the way she moves all scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues and there ain't nothin' wrong with the love...
so, i tried out that job. and it was me walking around tryin to find people that would have their windshield replaced. well it consisted of me in...
Scarlet Begonias-Sublime's version
i'm sorry to hear this. (*hug*) she's in my prayers.
the person that inspires me most. my MTF mother. when i was young, she was my father. my mother used to beat her (yea odd i know, but just listen)...
ma'am listen to me, you are a female, it doesn't matter if you have a penis or not! and ma'am, please remember people are scared of things and...
hellur, welcome to EC! People watching is fun. and i believe in astrology to some degrees, i'm a capricorn, although i'd rather be a pisces or gemini.
i wish that my mother (not my MTF mother either, my blood) wasn't an alcoholic who literally makes up lies so elaborate it seems like she's living...
RIGHT! that was my thought exactly. i thought it was either, i'm going to be making telemarketing calls (cuz thats what my mom said) or making...
warning: may be fun if used in naughty situations mustard
So i had this job interview today, with Aurora Advertising. Thing is, the building had no sign stating it was Aurora, i had to call to know which...
i have never heard of the helicopter thing... but i do hear my name being called when no one is around. i'd say go to a free health clinic. if...
to the people making out beside you and then slowly move to your desk, i'd push them in the floor. then if asked why, tell them you have a 10 foot...
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the thing sticking out of the side of that little old ladies neck. why does the wind blow?
