Granted, but the Stanbear tells an unbearable number of puns and you can't stand to be around it. I wish I had a personal servant whose only duty was to give me daily massages.
Sure, but now everytime that servant gave you a daily massage, you get a migraine. I wish I could see Endgame sooner.
Granted, but you'll be using contact now. Everytime you move your eyes, there's an itch. I wish I had more pencils.
Granted, but now every time you lose your pencil you can't do anything until you find it I wish people didn't spread rumors
Granted, but this gives you terrible headaches. I wish I was already of the closet and the hard work was done.
Granted but now you are paranoid that everyone around you is there for the cash. I wish I could get back to normal.
I explained to Waffless that as the winner of the Twisted Metal tournament, I would grant any request with no limits on scope or reality. He said to me that summer vacation was boring, with nothing to do and endless tedium dragging his days into eternity! With a wave of my arms, I, the mighty Calypso, gave Waffless his heart's desire. I hope he enjoys his education at the Institution for Developmentally Disabled Adults, because he is never leaving!
Granted!! But the earth explodes and you are left half dead floating in space for eternity. I wish that I had a never-ending supply of wishes that couldn't be corrupted no matter what.
Granted, but you can only fullfil one wish every hundred years, and no wish can reverse this. Unlimited in number, and incorruptible, bur subject to this one rule. I wish I could be a dog.
Granted, but you work as an editor for a minor publishing house, and you have to read a ton of silly books, horribly written, every month for a living. I wish I could do any noise I want at night because I don't have sleeping neighbors.
Granted but now your neighbors are super loud all night and day and they keep u up 24/7 with constant partying, gun fights, and threatening gestures directed towards you for no apparent reason. I wish that I'd stop having nightmares.
Granted, but all the creatures from your nightmares will follow you when you're awake I wish for a princess castle