Granted. But you don't know what situations to be confident in or what people to be confident with. Wish I could move back to my favorite city.
Granted, but your favorite city is now riddled with criminal activity of all sorts. I wish that I could travel to a alternate reality.
Granted but the alternate reality is worse than this one, and you can't leave. I wish I could just find another job already.
Granted but the job is really awfull, you work all day, pay is extremely low and you can never quit it. I wish I had more interesting things in live.
Granted, but these interesting things will kill you within the next year. I wish I could be on broadway.
Granted. But your show doesn't open. Wish my dream would become reality and my reality become a dream.
Granted but your dream is a nightmare so your reality becomes a nightmare. I wish I could be immortal
You get so smart that you fully realise the futility of existence and our insignificant place in the universe... and it destroys you. I wish for a pet ginuea pig
You get a vorpal ginuea pig and, well, you can guess how that ends. I wish I had a very cute very smart boyfriend.
A vorpal ginuea pig is a ginuea pig version of the caer bannog rabbit from Monty Python. Hence impending death. I don't care if he is a serial killer as long as the victims are bad people - so I will train him and send him to therapy. You get better clothes, but they are used to frame you for theft of a high end jewelry and formal dress store. I wish my cats would do the laundry. And that my English homework was not required.
You accidentally make two wishes so your cats force you to do your laundry and English homework and nothing else for the rest of your existence. I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without putting on weight
Wish granted, your carpets now magically get covered in dog poo even if you clean it I wish I could control time
Granted, you can conrol time but everytime you change it or control it, you look 10 years older and you cant change that. I wish for the next poster to be nice!
Granted. I’ll be nice and color your day, but afterwards this will be the only nice post you’ll ever get again. I wish I could travwl the world.
Granted but your rabbit foot gets stolen and you’re plagued with misfortune. Sorry I wish I could buy the things in my wishlist.