Granted, but your an A+ carving of wood (Im guessing you misspelled it lol) I want to be a cup of coffee, so i can drink myself.
Granted, but your thirst is your demise. You drink yourself out of existence. I wish I was better at sports
Granted, but your to good and everyone hates you. You are found dead behind a set of bleachers. The killer is never caught. I wish to be taller
Granted, but you grow so tall that the weight of your own body breaks the majority of your bones when you stand. I wish that I had curly hair.
Granted, but then you decide you dont want curly hair (so evil :3) I wish I was the ruler of the world
Granted, but shortly after your rise to power your closest friend forms a rebellion and overthrows you. I wish that I could eat as much sushi as I wanted without gaining any weight.
Granted, but there is no oxygen in the atmosphere, and the gravity is 10,000 times stronger than Earth's. I wish that I wasn't so odd
Granted, but now you've lost everything that made you so special, you are a boring, not odd, person. I wish I could swap bodies with a sexy woman.
Granted, but now you never know if people like you for your personality or your looks, and men sexually harass you now. I wish I could afford to stay in my home state.