Granted, but in doing so, you changed the present and future time which made everything worse. I wish im not so shy all the time.
Granted, you gain some extroversion, but can only socialize with plants. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles, and eveyone could eat it and be happy.
Granted, but everyone gets heavily addicted to the cake and can't go a day without some of it. The entire global economy collapses as everyone tries to get more of your cake. Eventually, everyone on Earth but you is a cake-crazed zombie and you're driven to complete seclusion, and eventual insanity. I wish I could have a super good idea that could make me millions.
Granted, but you make that same mistake 3 more times the next day. For above poster granted but someone else steals the idea first. I wish I could shape shift into animals at will.
Granted, but this ability causes you excruciating pain that seems to resonate throughout your body the entire time you are transformed. I wish I had a super long tongue, like a snake.
Why would you even wish for that?? Lol Granted, but it's so long you have to drag it around and all the dirt sticks to it I wish i could think fast.
I don't like my tongue... Granted, but you have move slow. I wish I could teleport without dying in the process.
I do too Granted, you think of a deathwish and for some reason actually wish for it I wish for unlimited battery life for my phone
Granted, however you can only look at the time and all other functions are disabled. I wish everyone could be happy
Granted, but everyone's happiness is limited and comes at the expense of other people's sadness. I wish I was multilingual in useful languages.
Granted however you can never speak to anyone. I wish to be able to swim under water without needing to breath.
Granted, however, you can only do it for 10 minutes, if you are underwater even less than a second longer, you drown. I wish that I could become a genius.
Granted... but you're only a genius for an hour before Stephen Hawking repeatedly runs you over with a converted tank/wheelchair. Yes, I have a twisted mind. I wish I was an amazing manga artist.
Granted, but your art only lasts for an hour after completion, then fades away as if it never existed. I wish I could read minds.