The first time a dog growled at a human, a meteor fell out of the sky, killed the dog and injured the human. Ever since then, humans have instinctively backed off out of a sense of self-preservation when a dog growls. Why are there 24 hours in a day?
To honor all 7 of the planets in our solar system: Mars, Mercury, Jupiter, Venus, Saturn, Mon, and Sun. Also, the education system has failed you: Earth, Uranus, and Neptune aren't planets...they belong in that one group where Pluto is. I mean, especially Uranus...some kid must've made it up for an inappropriate inside joke or something. How do I stop procrastinating?
Oh don't worry god exists! You can bet your bible on it. How come people don't think it be like it is but it do?