"Today shall be a day of EVIL... but first..." *Looks left, then right. Rubs hands together* "Now that nobody is around..." *Pulls out teddy bear* "Mr. Bear, what EVIL shall we plan today?"
****yawns, gets outta bed**** ****spins wheel of Misfortune on wall, to see what kind of day to bring to the miserable wretches of this planet**** ---wheel spinning and clicking...finally stopping--- "Ah! Potatoes up tailpipes and super glue in door locks" ****looking around room**** "Now WHERE did I put my 'bag of fun'?"