The dumbest thing I ever said was actually the best thing. So after a formal dance with someone, we went to the bar after and In my drunken state I said that I would marry him someday, 11 years later I married him, my husband Ryan
Too many to remember, man. Sometimes I catch myself, but I just cannot remember. One time to a pregnant woman, just to break the slience: "Is it your's?"
Someone I met, asked me at the end of the date whether I regret it and I heard "did you enjoy it?". I nodded my head like a mad woman. He then repeated the question and this time I heard him correctly, and I said no. Needless to say, I haven't seen him again since. That was so embarrassing! :eusa_doh: I bet he thinks I lied to him. Oh well, guess it wasn't meant to be...
"THIS HOT CHOCOLATE IS REALLY HOT!?!?!" "Gareth, that's why it's called 'hot chocolate" "Oh yeahhhh!"
Some kid when I was in high school was giving me shit about having a boyfriend and in the middle of a sentence, I just blurt out, "Shove it up your ass." (Stunned silence) I turned and walked away.
dumbest most stupidest thing I ever said was to my half sister. Me I fancy boys not girls. her aw thats cool I wont tell anyone next day most of my mates know . was so so stupid coming out like that .
I was at a family get-together and hadn't seen any of them for over a year. One of the American relatives was looking rather large and I assumed she was pregnant again, so I asked an aunt who was visiting from Austria (in German, thank God), "So, when is Christine's baby due?" She replied, "There's no baby, that's just Christine!" The real punchline, though, is that I found out years later that after my dad came home from the service, he saw his sister--Christine's mother, no less--for the first time in 2 years, and asked her when HER baby was due. Only, in English. And there was no baby there either. Ouch.
In my high school history class, we were having a formal debate about some American history topic. My teacher asked me a question. I gave an answer that had zero pertinence to the topic at hand. My peers laughed at me. I felt really, really dumb afterward... Thank goodness I don't have to deal with history class anymore. It's not important for future career in pharmacy anyway.
"I do" Even though I wouldn't admit it to myself I knew I was gay and married a life long friend. Stupid way to lose a friend,
In middle school my history teacher was explaining why he was gone for 3 days because his father in law passed away and I asked if he was alright. He looked at me for a good 10 seconds and yelled "HES DEAD!"
This was actually quite scary since i almost outed myself. One of my guy friends asked who i liked and well i kept talking about this girl i have a major crush on in gender neutral pronouns when i slipped up and said "yeah i think hersishis smile is the best" i had a mini heart attack that day. But he either didn't notice or didn't care XD
I've said many stupid things but I think the best one was actually said by my friend Muirne when she asked me "Is Denmark the capital of Norway?" She's taking GCSE biology. Also once, I was doing some jumping thing in P.E once and my friend Chloe said to me "Cat, you're not straight." and I so wanted to reply "When am I ever?" Unfortunately I was 12 ans shy but that would've been funny!
My mom was telling me about snow crabs , I said do they call them snow crabs because they only come out in the snow.
Our car pulls in, and we are getting out to go set up a campsite...and some other people are on their way out of the campground. They tell us that they had a fun time and that we'll enjoy it. "Have a good time camping!" they said. I say, "thanks you too!" *Realizing a second later that they already did that...
I was working on a farm and noticed that one of the chickens died, there was about 100 of them and this one was the only speckled one and there were fly buzzing round it so i picked it up by the foot and held it away from me. I went to one of the women on the farm and said 'one of your chickens is dead, were do i dump it? This woman burst into tears, apparently that particular chicken had a name and was a family pet that had been there when the farm first opened. She told me to put it down but i didn't realise she meant on the bench in front of me so i just let go of its foot and it hit the ground with a crunch, she cries harder so i try to think of something to say to make her feel better and the words are out of my mouth before i think about it. 'eh its ok, at least now you can eat him! When i realized i just told her to eat the dead family pet i just walked away before i made it worse.
I accidentally said to my girlfriend that she was a broad poop. I was watching tv and didn't really focus. even I were shocked. She still holds it against me..
