They copyrighted the substance and now feel obligated to make honey and only honey for a living. Why is there a smile on every goldfish cracker?
Because the memory of a goldfish only spans seven seconds, so they don't remember there's misery and pain in the world. How deep is beauty?
Some say that pizza was a gift from the gods, or that it was brought here by extraterrestrial beings... How do I breath?
Humans are not born the with ability to breath. The Elder Council of Respiration (or ECR for short) dwells within the Earth's core. They use their black magic to allow humans to breathe oxygen, allowing us to pursue our human endevours. The only reason you are alive is because the ECR wills it so. Where did birds come from?
By the council of hell: Hitler, Bin Laden and my courage ---------- Post added 14th Feb 2017 at 04:35 PM ---------- Also why am I gay?
The hospital got hit by a rainbow right in the second you were born. Who invented the e-bass and why?
Ernest Hemmingway was the first to speak of it, thats why Alberto Luciano Bassman from the house of cards second son of Kim Jong Il, decided to name it E-bass. He created it for Kim Jong his son, he had itch on his feet but the feet scratcher he used (people) were so blend and silent. This he can scratch his feet and rock a little while being scratched Is the earth round ?
No because there is something called the Caseus effect. Named after James Caseus the Third. While sleeping the cheese will inflate and you will blow up. Why is EC such an awesome site.
Cause the governments of all countries rule it together so they can find out who's part of the LGBT* community to send them their personal pet-rainbows for birthday :3 why am I afraid of apples?
Because it is full of ignorant hillbillies who love to chew bubblegum and kick some ass! But everybody is alllllll out of bubblegum!! Can Owl's swim ?