What's Your Excuse?

Do I look like your mother? God forbid you should get up of your duff and contribute to the household.

Would you please help with making dinner?

 

I can't cook. Your kitchen might catch on fire or even explode.

Help me think of a username.

 

I have no imagination>

Will you help me find a new umbrella?l

 

I can't...I don't know what it is

Help me with homework.

 

I cant,I am tired . someone make me some more sweet tea

 

Can't...all out of tea

Help me kill this bee.

 

but it's a nice bee

Give flowers to the bee

 

I'm allergic to pollen.

Can you help me with these two sweet old ladies cross the street?

 

I'm not a boy scout.

Do you know how to get to Oz?

 

No. No, I don't.

I'm hungry; go get me some cauliflower or something.

 

I can't the last time I brought cauliflower in the house the corgi attacked it!

Can you finish my essay for me?

 

No that'd be cheating.

Please take over my classes on Tuesday.

 

I will if you finish my essay :icon_wink

Someone get the white out?

 

Just draw a line through it.

will you walk the dog she wants to go out?
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I think the dog is pregnant.

Can you help hand me that remote control next to you?

 

I don't want to move

Run away from the murderer before he canibalizes you

 

That's my uncle, Joe..
I think what you're drinking is poision.

 

But it's so tasty

Stop looking at my bum

 

But that old begger needs some change.

Peel me a grape!

 

Watermelon is clearly better than grapes!

Quick, help me pay off the gangsters in my backyard!