Yes sir ---------- Post added 2nd Feb 2014 at 10:47 PM ---------- Speaking of corny jokes did u know why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side is actually comparing life and death so like a suicide joke can u believe that?
I don't know any corny jokes! The jokes I know are unsuitable xD I enjoyed the thread nonetheless. Most mild I got is really bad, whenever people say "you suck", I respond "you swallow." I'll get my coat.
I'm curious if there are any more corn puns that can be cobbled together. And If there are, how many can be told in a row.
I see this is what inspired the pun thread Unfortunately I am unable to think of any corny jokes at the moment, you have nailed the bulk of them. I feel like an empty husk...
Oh I have too many of these >.< Might as well do the nerdy ones... How do you tell a Chemist and a Plumber apart? Ask them to pronounce this word "Unionized" A Helium molecule walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve Noble Gases here." The Helium molecule had no... reaction. [cricket chirps] The name is bond, Ionic bond Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist says, "I'll just have some H2O." The second chemist says, "I'll have some H2O two." The second chemist dies. (And you thought that was a typo ) Yeah, I'm a nerd, and the other jokes are not even worth posting, mhmm, these are the good ones... I'm ashamed XD
suffering succutash ( what... it has corn in it ) -ok a string walks into a bar the bartender says we don't serve strings here, so he goes outside and ties himself into a bow and he separates the ends. he goes back in ,the says hey are you a string? they string says no i'm a frayed not.
I like to make alot of jokes One time in class this one brawd decided to tell the music teacher hey why don't we sing the song individually Infront of the whole class and Then everyone was mad at her and she said i know point your fingers at me and I said ya and u know which one Also one time there was a tornado warning and everyone was freaking out and I said why r u all freaking out the worst thing that could happen is r house flies in the air and we land in a Better neighborhood.
Lol. Like the Wizard of Oz, you could end up on a yellow brick road OK. What did the sweetcorn mine on Minecraft? Cobblestone!
Three statisticians went hunting, and they found a deer. One shot way to the left. The next shot way to the right. Th third one said "We got him!"
Oh no my water broke! Oh no i don't feel good. Sounds like im going into labor but really what happened was i dropped my water bottle and it exploded and then I had a headache bc I didn't feel good from a headache HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
