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Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Menaki-Neko, Sep 18, 2012.

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a gun,
    Get in the van.
     
    #21 Pret Allez, Sep 23, 2012
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    When does chocolate taste the best?

    When it is chemically interacting with your taste buds.
     
    #22 J Snow, Sep 24, 2012
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    What did the guy on fire tell his best friend?

    CALL 911 YOU IDIOT I'M ON FIRE!
     
    #23 malachite, Sep 24, 2012
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    What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off of a cliff?

    They were my friends.
     
    #24 TheSwagganator, Sep 25, 2012
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    How many American does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one with a step ladder
     
    #25 hafwen, Sep 25, 2012
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    Knock knock.

    Whos there??

    Me!! let me the fuck in!
     
    #26 Z3ni, Sep 25, 2012
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    Doctor, doctor I keep feeling sick.

    Oh, maybe it's acid reflux, I'll refer you to a specialist.
     
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    What did Alexander The Great do with the banana and the ringneck parakeet?

    He introduced them to Europe
     
    #28 Mlpguy88, Sep 25, 2012
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    'He's a fine young gent'

    'Nan you're right there'
     
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    When life gives you melons, you know you've got dyslexia.
     
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    a wolf and a snow leopard are fighting over a carcass, one looks to the other and says
    Nothing. they both cant talk
     
    #31 SnowLeopardLove, Sep 25, 2012
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    A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, some days I think I'm a teepee, and some days I feel like I'm a wigwam." The doctor says, "Sounds like schizophrenia. Let me refer you to a specialist."
     
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    a wolf drives up to a stoplight in a car
    wait.... wolves dont drive cars
     
    #33 SnowLeopardLove, Sep 25, 2012
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    You guys want to hear the best joke ever??

    Yeah, so do I...
     
    #34 TheSwagganator, Sep 25, 2012
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    What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
    Cancer.

    Why did the boy drop his ice-cream cone?
    He was hit by a bus.

    How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and the other to hold the ladder so the first one doesn't fall and hurt themselves.

    It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
     
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    How many red heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    None, they get their partners to do it

    What is the difference between a sadist and a mascochist?
    Come to think of it, no difference really. they are both sexual deviences of the same art form.
     
    #36 SnowLeopardLove, Sep 25, 2012
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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra....

    A redhead, a blonde, and a brunete jump off a cliff..... They die.

    What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
     
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    This one I heard recently, not sure if it's an anti-joke or just a regular one:
    A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian travel to an island.
    The Norwegian shoots everyone.

    Might not get it if you don't know of the events in Norway a while ago.
     
    #38 kem, Oct 7, 2012
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    Have you ever heard the joke about the blind pirate, the two dozen roses, the nearsighted parrot, and the bar tender? Neither have I.
     
    #39 Menaki-Neko, Oct 7, 2012
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    A Black guy, A Mexican and a White guy go fishing

    They Catch their fish and have Dinner.



    :roflmao:
     
    #40 TheLovelyAudrey, Oct 7, 2012
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