Anti-Joke Factory

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Two retards walk into a bar....

 

And take longer than most customers to order a drink.

What happens when you cross a computer with a flamingo?

 

A flamingo and a computer.

What's better then winning the lottery?

 

Being given the money straight up.

What do you call a man with a bird on his head?

 

You call the man by his name.

What do you get when you cross Al Gore and Bill Clinton?

 

I big forward for science, being able to genetically create a child based on two men alone.

 

[ Rudithic, Y U NO MAKE QUESTION? (/oAo)/ ]

Because the joke was invisible. o3o

What did Ao Oni do to the little children that entered his mansion?

 

He promptly called their parents and sent them home.

There once was a man from Nantucket,..

 

His name was George.

So did you hear about the Australian?

 

Yeah, after graduating high school he started travelling around the world getting to learn other cultures. He's an inspiration to tons of people!

So I says, to her, I say...