Because you never carry an umbrella. A dove grey top hat, a strand of pearls, a crushed perfume bottle
What has Bertie Trump failed to use as sex toys? Well, if you have to ask...I was always the one to do EXACTLY as I was told...So that is how Jimmy came to be.
I have run out of whipped cream? What can I lick off your body now? A rolling pin, the underside of the carpet and two pieces of paper.
Damn it...Dildo broke...What else could I try? Well, of course we COULD do that. But I rather would not...
Want to have sex with Miley Cyrus? Well, finally! You should have asked before! Of course we can dear.
Do you ever wonder what Dorothy (from the Wizard of Oz) says when she finishes having sex...? Oh! Don't stop! DON'T STOP! ... :roflmao:!
I'm putting your books in the top right shelf because I'm pretty sure this is where you want it, ok? No! Please! I'll do anything!