Granted, but your wish causes pain and misery for all involved, because that's the way this thread works. I wish I could paint well
(Hey I'm with you on that) Granted, you can paint anything but what you want very well I wish for telekinetic abilities
Granted, but you can only use your abilities when you are the absolute only living thing (besides microorganisms) in a 50 meter radius and there are no video or audio recording devices or devices that can be used as a video or audio recorder. I wish we had the tools and resources for interplanetary travel
Granted.... but you will find that for you? your travel is one direction only, in an outward direction from your original point of origin.... I wish..... that I had nice full "C" cup breasts, with wonderful sensation......
Uh, um, uh, yes but...(I feel really bad about trying to corrupt this one, so it's difficult for me to think of something)...you also end up with stage 3 breast cancer. (and now I feel even worse because I brought up cancer...pls don't hate me) I wish I was a wizard with real magical prowess (think dnd, not Harry Potter)
Granted, but attempting to use them to harm others may cause sudden death from a random cause such as an explosion from somewhere in your body.(I don't know much about dnd, so I assume you want to harm others?) I wish for something interesting to happen tomorrow, hopefully no one dies...
Wow, uh, I am actually a nice guy, and uh, wow, not all dnd players are murder hobos, dammit!!! Really, I just meant more along the lines of the way spells work. Dnd and Harry Potter have very different sets of rules as to how magic works, and trying to explain the differences would take too much space and detract from the thread. Anywho, something interesting happened: you lost your job (that counts as interesting, right?) I wish I could read people's emotions more accurately.
Granted. But then, you'll make fun of their emotions, no matter how much you try not to do it .! And guess what happens afterwards I wish I get to overcome my fear in a positive way.
Oh sorry, again, I have no clue about anything related to dnd. Granted, but others are IMPOSSIBLE to understand I wish that pond down the street was clean
Granted, all its pollution has been moved to the second nearest pond to you. I wish other people would keep this thread going so it isn't just an exchange between two or three people
I don't wanna corrupt that one, but since it's a requirement... Granted, but, I dunno, four or five people keep it going I wish I was better with names(if you saw my other profile names...This one is the best one)
Granted, although you lose all ability to recognize anyone you meet in real life... I wish for the power of translocation, the ability to transport myself and anyone with me to any to any place or time..
Granted, but whenever you use it you accelerate the speed of time. I wish I could live in a smaller town.
Granted. It is evil, sentient confetti whose only goal in life is to asphyxiate you and those you love. (Wow, that got dark) I wish I had more opportunities to showcase my musical talents
I would be fine with that if it wasn't me or those I love Granted, you frequently perform and many see you, but your talents are no longer very good. I wish for a million dollars, blood money will do(JUST KIDDING, I'm not THAT dark)
Granted, but the money will be locked in a special bank account unavailable to you until you meet a certain criteria that the bank and those aware of the money won't inform you of. I wish I could live comfortably as I do now without having to work for a living.
Granted. But you'll gradually get irritated with the lifestyle. I wish there wasn't any climate changes and it remained Spring forever
Wish granted, but the temperature would be a steady 51f for ever I wish i had the power to speed up time