Granted, but you realize how annoying you are. I wish I brought something here with me. Bored out of my mind.
Granted, but your means of entertainment shall be forever limited to that one thing. I wish I could sleep well everynight.
Granted, but every time you make a wish your hand transforms into branch for few minutes. I wish I could manipulate the time itself.
Granted, but every time you make a wish your hand transforms into branch for few minutes. I wish I could manipulate the time itself.
Granted, but you become a werewolf that changes every night instead of just a full moon. You have to satiate your bloodlust in order to be energized in the morning. I wish I didn't have to write a ten page paper.
Granted but you have to swallow all the ink you were going to use writing. I wish I had a massive fluffy pillow to hug
Granted. But e pillow explodes and all the feather or stuffing now starts growing, exponentially and dominates planet Earth. I wish I had less of a bubblebutt.
Granted, but you have now lost your hearing permanently. I wish I could be done with high school like...right now.
Granted! You're mistakenly arrested due to looking exactly like somebody else, and sent to reform school. I wish Donald Trump had to wear clown make-up whenever he gave a speech.
Granted, you're no longer confused, because you're in a coma. I wish I got paid big money for posting on this site!
Granted! But everyone loves each other a bit too much, and without any caution, so that the entire world becomes HIV positive. Though on a (somewhat) cheery note, there's no longer any stigma surrounding AIDS, because it's the new normal. I wish Santa Claus would give out spankings instead of presents this year.
(Waaaao) granted, but after each spanking where the akin tears he rubs salt onto it. I wish I didn't have to wake up so early