Corrupt A Wish

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  1. 404dotexe

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    Granted, but the food makes you very ill.

    I wish I had a gaming PC (I cant afford one)
     
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    Granted. It's an Atari 400, from 1979, with 4 k RAM.

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    I wish I had a mansion and a yacht.
     
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    Granted, but you got them the week before the revolution so you must abandon them and flee for your life, only to live above a barbershop in a not so great part of Toronto.


    I wish I were napping in my bed.
     
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    Wish granted but you have to stay there for the rest of your life

    I wish i could turn off the confusion in my head
     
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    Granted, but it manifests itself as physical confusion. Whenever you would normally be confused, you now can't stand up, move properly or grasp with your hands.

    I wish that I could be female, right now.
     
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    And then everyone you knew forgets you because you look so different.

    I wish my flu stopped
     
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    Granted! But then you immediately catch a cold.

    I wish my friend would wake up.
     
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    Your friend does, but they have amnesia and don't know who the hell you are.




    I wish I had a possession that became so rare and SO valuable, it made me the richest man in the USA
     
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    Granted, but the cherished possession turns out to be a portal to an alternate universe and you accidently get sucked into it.

    I wish I was content being ignorant.
     
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    Granted! But because you ignore almost everything, including signs and traffic, you are run over by a speeding ice-cream truck in a tragic accident.

    I wish I was the next contestant on The Price is Right.
     
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    Granted! But you don't win anything.

    I wish I could take a week's vacation without it interfering with my life.
     
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    Granted! But the vacation sucks.

    I wish I could learn a new skill :confused:
     
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    Granted. You have now learned how to clean out Port-o-potties.




    I wish I could find a damned mobile phone that actually worked like it's supposed too, and not turn out to be a huge pile of expensive garbage!
     
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    Granted, but you have the only one, a prototype, while out on a boating trip you drop in the deepest part of the lake.

    In hope I get a part in the show I'm auditioning for today.
     
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    Wish granted but when the show is being performed you are so ill that you can't perform.

    I wish i could look as girly as i like without anyone judging me..
     
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    Granted, now nobody cares what you look like, or acknowledges you.....ever.




    I wish I found a magic lamp with a kind Genie in it to grant me three wishes, without any bad, negative, or harmful side effects of any kind.....ever.
     
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    Granted. You found the lamp but couldn't figure out how to get the Genie out.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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    Granted, but its in a plane and the plane disappears over the ocean, just like the last 5.....never to be heard from again.



    I wish I could make peoples bodies do what I want by telepathy
     
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    Granted. Now you will self-destruct like Jean Grey.

    I wish the person below me will have a great day ahead:slight_smile:
     
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    Granted, but in order to do so I draw energy from you and you vanish into the nether and I follow, leaving us alone for eternity.

    I wish I had a cup of tea that can never run out or go cold.