Corrupt A Wish

Granted but the radiation created from your skill slowly and painfully blinds you before eventually killing you.

I wish Western Capitalism would disappear and was replaced with a "common good of everyone" based brand of Communism.

 

wish granted but your country's natural resources aren't enough to sustain your entire population and the entire world cuts off trade with you.

I wish I had enough money to do nothing but take music lessons, paint, and take unecessary non-credit college classes.

 

Bishoegazer:
Granted, but then a person with ill intentions takes advantage of the situation to gain total and absolute power using propaganda such as, "All people are equal, just some are more equal than others" to propel their cause.

FortunateSally:
Granted, but as you are doing nothing but that, you die of lack of oxygen due to lack of breathing.

I wish a perfect system of government could be figured out.

 

You figure it out and implement it but it's all a dream and you wake up knowing you have to live with :***: like David Cameron :icon_bigg

I wish I could fly

 

Granted, but the only way to fly is to forget that you're falling, of which the probability is less than 0.000000000000001%

I wish I understood binary.

 

Granted, but it's all you can understand for the rest of your life.

I wish for ten billion dollars.

 

Granted but the Western dream collapses and Communism rises so money is completely useless as everyone does things for the common good of everyone.

I wish I was good at drawing.

 

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I wish that I had a TARDIS

 

Granted but as soon as you get it The Master appears and steals it leaving you stranded in the mid 70s or as some people call it: The city of Newcastle.

I wish I was good at maths

 

Granted, but you can no longer read numbers.

I wish to have an uncorruptible wish.

 

Granted, but your wish kills the thread and everyone now hates you.

I wish that I could eat whatever I want and never have it affect my health.

 

Granted, your health is now affected by the phase of the Moon. Full moon = Feeling like crap. Half-moon = Oh My Yawhovlah I'm dying.

I wish for my my uncorruptible wish to not kill the thread. (Not using my uncorruptible wish yet)

 

Granted but instead of killing the thread it kills every user who has contributed to this thread so far in order to get a fresh batch of users to contribute.

I wish I could play the guitar.

 

Granted, but every guitar you get transmutes itself into a bass guitar.

I wish I don't have an uncorruptible wish (not using it)

 

Granted, but now I'm confused.

I wish Captain America was real

 

Granted, but he is a diehard nationalist and racist.

I wish I could click my fingers and confuse people.

 

Granted but you'd end up confusing yourself so much that you end up cutting your own fingers off.

I wish other posters wouldn't ninja my better posts...

 

Granted, to avoid this, you can no longer post

I wish I could put an almost infinite number of negatives in front of anything to confuse people.

 

Granted, but consequentially each negative you use must be said in a different language.

I wish that I could sing the highest note possible.

 

Granted but now you can't see normally which makes everything infinitely harder and you keep walking into walls and stuff.

I wish I could pet a house cat.