You don't go to work, but then the business gets closed. I wish I played on the World Cup Soccer Team.
Granted, but the discs have super-sharp edges and slice everyone to pieces. I wish humanity will discover technology to travel around the galaxy in FTL ships.
Granted but you are so intelligent that you know too much and come across as a complete know it all and everything thinks that you think that you are better than everyone else (basically what I am trying to say is that you would be very smart but just no one likes you lol). I wish that I had my whole life planned out and everything that happens in my life happened because I planned it.
Granted. But someone was also planning on killing you and so his plan worked. I wish I have a very easy life.
Granted. It's very easy, and you never have to do anything, but it's also very boring and repetitive. I wish a species of Kangaroos with super-human intelligence would come to rule the earth.
Wish granted but all humans will be enslaved and made to erect a giant temple to the kangaroo overlords I wish for new shoes
Granted, but once you put them on your feet, you find that you can't take them off. I wish for a Japanese maid.
Granted! But she turns out to be evil, and also, very messy, and places curses on everything you own such that all your clothes and other belongings randomly scatter themselves around the house, at least once a day. I wish all schools in the US had to be made out of cardboard.
Granted but it will be that hot that the cardboard will catch fire causing all students to die and America with no future. I wish Hugh grant would be madly in love with me.
Granted! But it turns out he has a lot of really bizarre fetishes, most of which involve duct tape. I wish everyone in the world had to dress as their favorite superhero, or anime character, every day.
Granted, but they also get the powers of who they are dressing up as, and someone who doesn't like you uses their powers to blast you to bits. I wish I was super flexible.
Granted. You're so flexible, that you have no bones, and transform into a sentient ooze/slime. But people still like you! I wish I could live in France, in a small chateau, with a vineyard that produced a nice, crisp white wine.
Granted, but your chateau has a horrible bug problem, and your house gets infested with mice who come in to try to eat the bugs. I wish I had a really nice car.
Granted! You're given a new Maserati coupe, with all the options. But the insurance is $1,000 per month, and you get numerous speeding tickets, causing it to double to $2,000 per month. After a year, you need a new transmission, and when you see the estimate, you faint, and go into a month-long coma. I wish everyone in the world under the age of 15 was given a brand-new skateboard, and several cans of spray-paint. (I mean, what could possibly go wrong?)
Granted, but they spray paint your home and skate board loudly outside at night I wish we were able to download free clothing
Granted. Now all your clothing is downloaded onto your computer. The only way to get your clothes is to print it out on paper. I hope that goes well for you . I wish that I could fly and touch the stars and be safe while doing it.
Granted. But as you touch them, they implode into black holes, sucking in our solar system, leaving you alone, but safe. I wish everybody had to dress by wrapping themselves in tin-foil.
Granted, but you attract special tin-foil eater bugs that will EAT YOU ALIVE! I wish that i could win a beautiful holiday in the Caribbean.
