Granted, but you are now Nicolas Cage and can only see 2 minutes into the future. Ala Next I wish I could control fire with my mind and not get burnt!
Granted. You decide to see what will happen tomorrow. You have a vision of yourself on the toilet having a heart attack and dying. I wish I could time travel.
Well I never heard of that but after an hour it will explode and make a mess! I wish I had a hilarious fridge
Granted. Its so hilarious that any food you put in it magically transports into my fridge. Now that might not be hilarious to you but it is t me. Now be a dear and put some beer in the fridge. I wish I had a lifetime supply of oreos.
Granted. Now you own a lifetime supply of expired oreos. I wish the person below me will have a very wonderful day
Granted, but he teaches middle school, and there's only a few days left of school. The students are OOC!!!! I wish I could go to camp again.
Granted, but zombies attack the camp and kill everyone there. I wish I had a crowd of cute girls that followed me around everywhere.
Granted, but you can't touch them and they become ugly if you look at them. I wish i had a Skeleton named "Mr. Bones" and he would cook for me
Granted, but those cute girls are all blind, deaf, and mute so you have to lead them everywhere. I wish I had a new car.
granted! but Mr Bones is an awful cook and force feeds you everything he makes. I wish for and a twenty-fifth hour in the day.
Granted, hours/minutes/seconds are now shorter to accommodate this impossible change. I wish to go well in my maths exam today.
granted. you score a perfect 100, but the only exams you can pass from now on are maths exams. I hope you plan to have a career in maths!! I wish magic was real.
Granted, magic is real, but its secrets are somewhere on the planet and you would have to look for it in some remote part of the world. No other clue where it's whereabouts. I wish everyone would chase me into a big room, close in then say, "F*** it, let's sit down".
Granted. Suddenly there was an earthquake and you guys are stuck in a close fitting room. I wish I could travel back in time.
Granted, but you killed your grandpa, and now must become you're own grandpa. I wish I could rule the world
Granted. But your assassinated within 24 hours of taking over the world. I did it. Thanks for doing all the hard work and putting the infrastructure in place so I can rule. DarkClarity's Global Republic shall be a glorious new chapter in human history. I wish I was married to Emma Willis.
Granted but it's minimum wage and they work you overtime mercilessly. I wish I could think of a decent wish.