Corrupt A Wish

Granted but..Uhh...AH?....*explode*

I wish that I was ground control and you were Major Tom

 

Granted, but someone bombs you and you die

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner.

 

Granted, however you are sued by Oscar Mayer for trademark infringement.

I wish I had a popular nightclub in an airship featuring a glass floor, cool beats, and fancy drinks.

 

granted, but it crashes, and everyone dies.

I wish I was bilingual

 

granted but everytime you say something it insults the person you are talking to

I wish I could no aggravate people by being so quiet

 

Granted, but now you talk to much

I wish I could teleport

 

granted, but you can only teleport to Antarctica in the nude



I wish I could read minds

 

Granted, you can read minds, but you read them wrong.

I wish I had a popsical

 

granted, but you're allergic to popsicals


I wish my guitar would get back from the shop

 

Granted but the strings are missing and the wood is rotting.

I wish I had a bass guitar.

 

Granted, but no one will hear you playing above the other instruments.

I wish I had wings.

 

granted but they are to small to actually do anything and are atached to your head


I wish I could egg Sarah Palin's and Fred Phelp's homes and get away with it.

 

Granted, but the chickens then attack you

I wish i could meet and get pictures with Paramore

 

granted, but she'll be passed out drunk when you meet her




I wish I didn't have to live at the doctor these days

 

Granted, now you live at the hospital

I wish I made a wish that couldn't be corrupted

 

granted, but you're now banned from EC




I wish I wasn't tired so often

 

Granted,but now ur always Hyper and are sent to a mental hospital.

I wish i was famous!

 

Granted, now your britney spears

I wish i was a supervillain

 

granted, but everything you touch will turn into plushie pink unicorns



I wish I could run a marathon

 

Granted, but you're walking on your hands as you do it.

I wish I had a tap in the kitchen that poured out Dr Pepper.