Why did you divorce the person above you?

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  1. WeDreamOfPeace

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    Because there was no room for me in your closet!

    Btw to people above... I have the least American accent in the world...
     
    #181 WeDreamOfPeace, Jul 12, 2017
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    So i don't divorce you for your accent.
    I divorce you because you listen metal music all the time and i can't study with it. :slight_smile:
     
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    I divorce you because you focus so much on your studies that you've completely neglected me ugh
     
    #183 nativeofruby, Jul 19, 2017
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    I divorced you because.... because.... Nope, can't think of a reason.
     
    #184 Kodo, Jul 19, 2017
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    I divorce you because you would never help me wash the dishes.
     
    #185 Sebby45, Jul 19, 2017
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    I divorce you because you keep eating food off my plate
     
    #186 Soshiyaki, Jul 19, 2017
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    I'll take that as a compliment, I guess? ahahah
     
    #187 nativeofruby, Jul 20, 2017
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    I divorce you because you're too nice

    (I know, doesn't make sense to me either)
     
    #188 DirectionNorth, Jul 20, 2017
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    I divorced you because your not nice enough.#divorceselfie
     
    #189 Loves books, Jul 21, 2017
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    Divorced cuz I found out they were lying about loving books... no no no
     
    #190 Paxana, Jul 21, 2017
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    I divorced you because you did too many selfies! I'm very old-fashioned
     
    #191 DirectionNorth, Jul 21, 2017
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    Oh, I meant that for the one above you
     
    #192 DirectionNorth, Jul 21, 2017
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    Divorced because you wouldn't actually be attracted o me.
     
    #193 BothWaysSecret, Jul 21, 2017
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    Divorced cuz evil Sith Apprentice... wouldn't want to anger you!
     
    #194 Paxana, Jul 21, 2017
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    I divorced you coz you are tired of me.
     
    #195 azzi, Jul 22, 2017
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    Divorced for recommending our child's name be Marvin...
     
    #196 Humbly Me, Jul 22, 2017
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    Divorced because when I asked you for butter you gave me margarine. Margarine!
     
    #197 12 Armed Ducks, Jul 22, 2017
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    Divorce for chewing too loud while we're watching Game of Thrones.
     
    #198 still life, Jul 22, 2017
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    Divorced you because we binge watch GoT and I get hungry after a few hours!
     
    #199 DirectionNorth, Jul 22, 2017
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    I divorced you because your favourite GoT character was Joffrey.
     
    #200 iliketolift1, Jul 22, 2017
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