Ok, I'll tell the whole story: So, I was queuing in a sex shop with my then partner, to buy something (I won't say what). Next to me was a plastic manikin on a shelf. As I was waiting, I heard a cracking sound from the direction of the shelf. I reacted by quickly turning my head and the last thing I saw before I blacked out was a giant plastic boob flying as my head. When I came too, I was lying in the floor with people around me and a throbbing headache. To make things worse, I had the imprint of a nipple on my head for the rest of the day, where the thing had hit me. How's that for the ugly truth... Happy days
i confess i cried two times for silly reasons T-T why my tears dont come out for something really worth it
Haha you absolute legend! .. so do I! Only I imagine the broom as I mic and the thing that makes it stand and I dont imagine myself as Jedi, but as some sort of wannabe singer on the X Factor. Hahaha
I hope that it's the good lost of words and not the bad. I really hope that it not the bad kind because if it is I like to apologize, it wasn't my intention I just love your posts,I find them to be quite interesting, and I love your writing style. But i'm pretty sure you mean the good loss for words.
You're perfectly fine. If anything, I'm tickled to death. One of my goals in life is to make life a little bit easier, a tad more enjoyable, and it would seem I'm doing just that. No, no worries. To stick to the topic... I Confess... though I'm not really a fan of her's, the hook to Taylor Swift's "Trouble" is pretty fun to dance to. Nothing serious, but I was getting pretty crunk in front of the mirror a little while ago, while brushing my teeth for the evening.
i confess that while everyone i know thinks im strong and confident; im really tired, scared and lonely. writing this made me cry
I confess. When I am driving in the car I am actually pretending I am on stage and I sing so loud and dramatically people look at me and think I am crazy. I rap like I'm Iggy I also cried at the film Mrs Doubtfire about five days ago.. I'm ashamed.