You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

I can't date someone who lives so far away.

 

I can't date someone who claims to be a heartbreaker

 

I can't date a girl, sorry

 

Maybr the age difference is a bit creepy

 

I broke up with you because you where younger than me. hmmpf..

 

I broke up with you because I'm allergic to Maryland!

(jk I don't actually have anything against Maryland)

 

I broke up with you because you dislike cookies.

 

I broke up with you because you prefer girls.

 

I broke up with you because I'm a US citizen and I still harbor resentment to the UK for their part in the Revolutionary War. #grudges

 

We broke up because I couldn't go to the US.

 

You're moody.

 

I split with you cause you weren't into me cause of my gender.

 

I broke up with you, just to tease you. Muahahaha,
before getting back together...

 

I broke up with you because both of us are taken and I'm not polyamorous.

 

I broke up with you because you are too young.

 

I broke up with you because you live in another country (time zone differences).

 

You are too young for me, sorry~~ XD;;;;;

 

A bit too old of me. Also, visiting was getting pretty hard with us being in separate continents and all.

 

And you are a bit too young for me.

 

Because i call it soccer and he calls it football...that difference tore us apart *cries*