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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Secondrate

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    I broke up with you because the girl who sells bagels down the street from us just asked me to marry her. :eek::thumbsup:
     
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    I've broken up with you because you haven't told Greg about yourself. How could you leave out poor Greg?
     
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    I broke with you cause you have 15 years old
     
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    I broke up with you because my heart was stolen by someone else.
     
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    I broke up with you because you weren't committed to the relationship.
     
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    Well, she's got a vagina, and I have a penis, so we looked at each other and were like, um, this is not working you know...
     
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    ^ so...ironic.. it's killing me.. thats why I broke up with you.. I died from your sense of humor..
     
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    I broke up with you because you refuse to use a coaster! Even though I told you time and time again they leave rings all over my nice table...
     
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    It was because of the age difference.
     
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    Because of the distance
     
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    Because you would never look me in the eye..
     
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    Because my cat bit you yesterday, and you bit him back.....
     
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    Because you dissed my nightcore AND set if off.
    Not cool man.
    Not cool.
     
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    Because you commanded your dog to chase me.
     
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    For feeling devilish
     
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    For throwing away the kindness I gave you
     
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    I can't date someone who matches a primary to a similar tergery colour
     
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    I can't date somone with a knitted face!
    :eek:
     
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    I can't date someone who strangles dogs between his legs.
     
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    I'm just more into girls, sorry~