Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.
Because I'm jealous you're the 400th post! Congrats btw
I broke up with you because you don't like my music.
Because you turned out to be bodiless.
Because you chose Alan over me.
Because you're always thinking, and not doing anything
because she is a terrible cook - she burns everything!
Because your profile picture is too cute for me to handle.
you tried to microwave my glasses
Because you wouldn't let me microwave your glasses.
Because your avatar and mood are the complete opposite of each other
Because your dragon figurine collection takes up three rooms.
Because you farted in my face when I was trying to sleep.
Coz you're complaining when you were the one who freely smelled it.
Those glasses don't fit my prescription.
Because you pranked me yesterday (and with the shaving-cream-in-hand joke, no less).
Because you can't take a harmless prank
Because ur always bragging about how ur a year older than me.
Because I am really older than you
Because you thought it was funny when I tripped and my head went thru the wall.
Oh heck no.. not my kind of humor
Broke up with you coz it seems I cant ever make you happy