Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.
I broke up with you because you were making eyes at the waitress at our last date
i just broke up with you so I can finally set my relationship status to "it's complicated" i just really wanted to try that out sometime.
Because you've probably found someone more interesting than me.
I broke up with you because I'm an assassin and didn't want to put you in danger .
Because it was my hobby to do all your work for you and I tired of killing people.
because you don't like to kill people
Because there can't be two with this awesome taste in music That's an old tradition and we'd both get killed if someone found out. So I broke up with you to safe you :3
You didn't support me that one time me and a few friends spent all of our life savings to travel to Mexico and start a mariachi band. Also you refuse to acknowledge that I'm secretly batman.
We tried. However, the age of consent in California is 18 and I won't go cold turkey for three years...
there can't be two time travellers in a relationship
I don't refuse it, but I'm the Joker
because you broke my heart with this
To never break your heart again
I didn't. *breaks the rules*
Because you gave me neon dreadlocks in my sleep.
because my neon dreadlocks mystically disappeared now I wonder if you had something to do with it.
I broke up with you coz you were right with your suspicion
You wouldn't let me decorate our apartment's walls with David Bowie posters.
I broke up with you because you could do better than me.
Because you make me feel so giddy, i'll lose all my strentgh and be bedridden lol
Because u found out my secret identity and secret. i am santa claus and elves are just code fore child labour sweat shop and i dont have copy write on all those toys i reproduce.