1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. MsAnchor

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 11, 2014
    Messages:
    98
    Likes Received:
    19
    Gender:
    Female
    Sexual Orientation:
    Lesbian
    I broke up with you because you were making eyes at the waitress at our last date
     
  2. Cinis

    Cinis Guest

    i just broke up with you so I can finally set my relationship status to "it's complicated" i just really wanted to try that out sometime.
     
  3. Mahidevran

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2016
    Messages:
    405
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Belgium
    Gender:
    Male
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Gay
    Out Status:
    A few people
    Because you've probably found someone more interesting than me.
     
  4. Georgia111

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2016
    Messages:
    83
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Z
    I broke up with you because I'm an assassin and didn't want to put you in danger .
     
  5. MrMarvel

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2017
    Messages:
    0
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Brisbane
    Because it was my hobby to do all your work for you and I tired of killing people.
     
  6. Mahidevran

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2016
    Messages:
    405
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Belgium
    Gender:
    Male
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Gay
    Out Status:
    A few people
    because you don't like to kill people :frowning2:
     
  7. Amdukias

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2017
    Messages:
    171
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Germany
    Gender:
    Male (trans*)
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Other
    Out Status:
    Some people
    Because there can't be two with this awesome taste in music :frowning2: That's an old tradition and we'd both get killed if someone found out. So I broke up with you to safe you :3
     
  8. Wolfwing

    Full Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2016
    Messages:
    190
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    California
    You didn't support me that one time me and a few friends spent all of our life savings to travel to Mexico and start a mariachi band. Also you refuse to acknowledge that I'm secretly batman.
     
    #348 Wolfwing, Feb 15, 2017
    Last edited: Feb 15, 2017
  9. Miaplacidus

    Full Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2007
    Messages:
    92
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    Montevideo, Uruguay / Buenos Aires, Argentina
    Gender:
    Male
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Bisexual
    Out Status:
    Out to everyone
    We tried. However, the age of consent in California is 18 and I won't go cold turkey for three years...
     
  10. Amdukias

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2017
    Messages:
    171
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Germany
    Gender:
    Male (trans*)
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Other
    Out Status:
    Some people
    there can't be two time travellers in a relationship

    I don't refuse it, but I'm the Joker
     
    #350 Amdukias, Feb 15, 2017
    Last edited by a moderator: Feb 15, 2017
  11. Mahidevran

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2016
    Messages:
    405
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Belgium
    Gender:
    Male
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Gay
    Out Status:
    A few people
    because you broke my heart with this :frowning2:

     
  12. Amdukias

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2017
    Messages:
    171
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    Germany
    Gender:
    Male (trans*)
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Other
    Out Status:
    Some people
    To never break your heart again
     
  13. Mahidevran

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2016
    Messages:
    405
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Belgium
    Gender:
    Male
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Gay
    Out Status:
    A few people
    I didn't. *breaks the rules*
     
  14. WeDreamOfPeace

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2017
    Messages:
    371
    Likes Received:
    8
    Location:
    Essex, UK
    Gender:
    Female (trans*)
    Gender Pronoun:
    She
    Sexual Orientation:
    Bisexual
    Out Status:
    Out to everyone
    Because you gave me neon dreadlocks in my sleep.
     
  15. Mahidevran

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2016
    Messages:
    405
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Belgium
    Gender:
    Male
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Gay
    Out Status:
    A few people
    because my neon dreadlocks mystically disappeared :frowning2: now I wonder if you had something to do with it.
     
    #355 Mahidevran, May 12, 2017
    Last edited: May 12, 2017
  16. azzi

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2017
    Messages:
    441
    Likes Received:
    91
    Location:
    California
    Gender:
    Female
    Gender Pronoun:
    She
    Sexual Orientation:
    Bisexual
    Out Status:
    A few people
    I broke up with you coz you were right with your suspicion :disappointed_relieved:
     
  17. Kodo

    Full Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2015
    Messages:
    1,826
    Likes Received:
    848
    Location:
    California
    Gender:
    Male (trans*)
    Gender Pronoun:
    He
    Sexual Orientation:
    Gay
    Out Status:
    Out to everyone
    You wouldn't let me decorate our apartment's walls with David Bowie posters.
     
  18. Shoei Loei

    Shoei Loei Guest

    I broke up with you because you could do better than me.
     
  19. azzi

    Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2017
    Messages:
    441
    Likes Received:
    91
    Location:
    California
    Gender:
    Female
    Gender Pronoun:
    She
    Sexual Orientation:
    Bisexual
    Out Status:
    A few people
    Because you make me feel so giddy, i'll lose all my strentgh and be bedridden lol
     
  20. mlm1234

    mlm1234 Guest

    Because u found out my secret identity and secret. i am santa claus and elves are just code fore child labour sweat shop and i dont have copy write on all those toys i reproduce.