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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Linus, Mar 8, 2016.

  1. Kodo

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    I broke up with you because you stole my cake and beat me in a pun contest. Both are egregious offenses.
     
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    I broke up with you becuse i was told to by a goat with a shotgun
     
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    I might have put a severed head in your chocolate jar...
     
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    You just answered that yourself
     
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    I broke up with you because, as it turns out when we met for a date, you were a literal windmill.
     
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    I broke up with you because you stole my chocolate ( >ะด<)
     
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    We didn't get along. Simple as.


    In a relationshipy way, that is.
     
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    ;-;
     
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    My father didn't approve and it was putting too much strain on the relationship.
     
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    Aliens.
     
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    How do you even date yourself?
     
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    I broke up with you because you were more interested in yourself
     
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    I met another windmill and ran away with her :wink:
     
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    You just couldn't handle the fact that I sacrificed innocents in a damnnable, infernal ritual to bring the Elder Gods into our world. And you really didn't like it when I tried to use you as a sacrifice. Wimp.
     
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    You wouldn't let me meet Thor.
     
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    I broke up with you because you cared for Thor more than me.
     
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    I broke up with you because you don't care about Thor more.
     
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    I broke up with you because the earth would explode if we stayed together...there's a prophecy and everything!!
     
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    I broke up with you because I'm ten years older XD
     
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    I broke up with you because of pressure from my parents :tears: