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Yo momma jokes

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Justinian20, Mar 19, 2015.

  1. Justinian20

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    This thread is for everyones yo momma jokes

    Yo momma so fat, she a big ass log

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    This thread is where you can post the yo momma jokes cause it's time to get a wee bit lighthearted with some real fun and games.

    I've got another one

    Yo momma so fat she look like a walrus. (Just imagine people cracking the hell up after each joke as well even though it might not be funny)
     
  2. ellyy

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    Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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    Yo momma is so old when God said "let there be light" she flicked the switch.
    Yo momma is so ugly it saves her money on Halloween costumes.
    Yo momma is so ugly people can't be in the room when she changes anything even her mind.
    Did you know Shakespeare invented yo momma jokes (the concept anyway)
     
  4. Ab4t5

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    I was reading an article on a oil company from the motley fool about their growth and the interview opened with a "yo momma" joke.

    "Yo momma so large, when she wears high heels she strikes oil."
     
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    I'd have to say my favorite "Yo Momma..." joke is:

    Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

    That one has always cracked me up, LOL.
     
  6. Yosia

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    I don't usually like these sort of jokes but some can be good. One of my favourite is:
    Yo momma so dumb, she stared at a carton of juice because it said concentrate.
     
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    Not really. Yo momma jokes are super old, used and abused by almost everyone across the globe... just like yo momma. That's the best one I've read yet. Although, seriously, I'm not really into them, but, this thread has some of the better ones.
     
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    The ones i get to hear are usually like this..

    A:what the hell is that?

    B:a reactor...

    A:Yo momma is a reactor

    notice in school while having lesson..
     
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    Yo Momma so fat, she can't even fit in this thread.
     
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    I just died laughing! :roflmao:

    Here' mine

    Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake!
     
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    Yo mamma so poor she can't even pay attention.
     
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    Omg it's 2015 please learn self-acceptance and self love.
     
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    Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck and said quick get the ladder.
    Yo mamma so ghetto she reuses toilet paper
    Yo mamma so fat I used her as a boiling ball and I got a strike.

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    He's right I'm disappointed in all of you. Shame on you all. :eusa_naug