Would You F%@k Yourself?

I would never date me I'm too annoying, but as far as sleeping with myself, the myself from a year ago totally (I'm into femmes) but now that I'm looking more masculine no way.

 

I sort of half fancy my "girl mode" when I'm in "guy mode"
But that wouldn't work out because my "girl mode" is lesbian.
It would only work if both versions of me were always in "girl mode"
But I wouldn't date/f**k myself anyway because I'm already taken

(sorry for over use of inverted commas, it's the easiest way to explain what I'm trying to say)

 

It be weird, biologically male but really female..... id say no. Plus I'm not the uh, most attractive person.

 

I'd most definitely fuck myself, precisely myself, perfect identical independent match of myself to be exact. I may not look that great, but I'd do some fuuucked up shit with myself.

 

No way. I'm way out of my league. XD

 

I don't know... I'm kind of clingy... but on the other hand... both of me would be clingy so... I'm also a good saver, but I love giving gifts so... hmm

I guess the biggest problem would be that we'd probably never leave the house ^.~

 

This question kind of reminded me of how I knew I was gay. Once upon a time I was looking in the mirror naked and thought, "Damn, I'm sexy!"

 

given that when it comes to the mirror i'm an unapologetic narcissist, i would totally fuck myself, but there's no way in hell i'd date myself.

 

I'd do a threesome with myself!

Though I should probably ask me beforehand, me may not want to fuck me. And maybe me doesn't want to either?