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Why did you divorce the person above you?

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  1. PianoKeys

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    Who do I divorce ?( my harem needs some cleaning up)

    Well i divorce Mahidevran because you did not want to wear the Unicorn sweater an old roma lady made for you at our 1 minute anniversary

    I divorce Invalidate for being to edgy
     
    #61 PianoKeys, Feb 20, 2017
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    Because you regret your username.
     
    #62 sonic1337111, Feb 20, 2017
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    Because you dont like me regretting my username
     
    #63 PianoKeys, Feb 20, 2017
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    Because you don't like my chocolate snacks
     
    #64 happydavid, Feb 20, 2017
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    because you're a happy little windmill :frowning2:
     
    #65 Mahidevran, Feb 20, 2017
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    Because you don't like windmills that way.
     
    #66 Cinis, Feb 23, 2017
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    I divorce you because we can't agree on a colour for our living room walls
     
    #67 Ruby Dragon, Feb 23, 2017
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    We were just about to hit the sunset together :tears: but I guess I have to divorce you because you did not like my baby penguins :tears: if you want to be with me , you are being with the penguins ! :tantrum:
     
    #68 PianoKeys, Feb 23, 2017
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    I'm fine with us divorcing, because you think I hate your baby penguins, when in actual fact, I LOVE them :frowning2:
     
    #69 Ruby Dragon, Feb 23, 2017
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    Because you wanted to get rid of the vines growing on the side of our house. It's my aesthetic!
     
    #70 Cosm1cNova, Feb 24, 2017
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    I divorced you because I wanted to buy a private jet, but you said it was "too expensive" :angry:
     
    #71 Luca00, Feb 24, 2017
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    Because you chose the pink jet...the pink jet.... what were you thinking? I divorce thee !
     
    #72 PianoKeys, Feb 24, 2017
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    because we had all this annoying arguments about piano vs. e-bass
     
    #73 Amdukias, Feb 24, 2017
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    Just learnt that you hate vanilla. you wouldn't want to sit next to me for more than one minute then. :frowning2: (is that a valid reason to divorce? :<)
     
    #74 Mahidevran, Feb 24, 2017
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    Divorced cause you think I wouldn't tolerate vanilla >.< you're more imprtant than any fucking vanilla
     
    #75 Amdukias, Feb 24, 2017
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    Totally wub. :3

    but I smell like vanilla about 80% of the time! (not very masculine, I know... :lol: )

    nah I don't want to divorce you again ;_;
     
    #76 Mahidevran, Feb 24, 2017
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    I don't care xD you wouldn't force me to eat vanilla so everything is fine

    *still not divorced*
     
    #77 Amdukias, Feb 24, 2017
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    !!!! Divorce already!!! : D you guuuhuuuuys!!!
     
    #78 PianoKeys, Feb 24, 2017
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    Divorced cause you yell at me :frowning2:
     
    #79 Amdukias, Feb 25, 2017
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    Divorce cause you moved all the way to Germany to get away from me.
     
    #80 Andrew99, Feb 25, 2017
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