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Why did you divorce the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Wolfwing, Jan 29, 2017.

  1. PianoKeys

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    Im so confused ! Electrician boy and bug boy .... *throws pie*
     
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    you said pie? divorced!

    :grin:
     
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    Divorced cause you divorced her for throwing pie and not for calling me "bug boy"
    *behaves childish cause he doesn't wanna admit that he would never want a divorce*
     
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    you keep time travelling to other dimensions to have affairs with other demented bug aliens so....DIVORCED!!
     
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    I divorce you because my friend broke my pencil at school today and I'm still mad about it!
     
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    We couldn't agree on which anime character had the best cat ears
     
  7. Cinis

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    We got divorced for constantly arguing about whether cats or dogs are better. ( It's dogs. Clearly.)
     
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    I divorce you because you cant keep your tentacles of the cookie jar !!!!
     
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    I divorce you because you wouldn't put a ring on it! :wink: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    I'd divorce you because you rushed me to put a ring on it
     
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    I divorce you because :

    The chemtrail conspiracy theory is the unproven belief that long-lasting trails, so-called "chemtrails", are left in the sky by high-flying aircraft and that they consist of chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed for sinister purposes undisclosed to the general public.[1] Believers in the theory argue that normal contrails dissipate relatively quickly and that contrails that do not dissipate must contain additional substances.[2][3] These arguments have been dismissed by the scientific community: such trails are normal water-based contrails (condensation trails) that are routinely left by high-flying aircraft under certain atmospheric conditions.[4] Although proponents have attempted to prove that the claimed chemical spraying does take place, their analyses have been flawed or based on misconceptions.[5][6]

    Because of the persistence of the conspiracy theory and questions about government involvement, scientists and government agencies around the world have repeatedly explained that supposed chemtrails are in fact normal contrails.[2][7][8]

    The term chemtrail is a portmanteau of the words chemical and trail, as contrail is of condensation and trail.[9] Believers in the conspiracy theory speculate that the purpose of the claimed chemical release may be solar radiation management,[2] psychological manipulation, human population control, weather modification, or biological or chemical warfare and that the trails are causing respiratory illnesses and other health problems.


    Mince the cloves of garlic.

    In hot oil brown the garlic then add in the shrimp for 3 minutes while continuously stirring.

    Powder with paprika, salt and pepper.

    Pour in and flame the cognac.

    Sprinkle some basil leaves on to


    And thats the way the cookie crumbles ! Or shall I say separated
     
  12. Cinis

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    I divorced you because you couldn't put your reason of divorce in 20 words or less.
     
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    because the kitty in your avatar is distracting :<
     
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    cause every time I read your signature I have that song stick in my head again.
     
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    ...du hast mein Herz gebrochen T.T

    the song is great, though :grin:
     
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    Fuck. Das war genau das, was ich nicht erreichen wollte @.@ *dat logic*

    yeah it is :grin:

    Divorced cause I never wanna break your heart again
     
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    Divorced because apparently I don't belong to anyone... you're only yours :/
     
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    We got a divorce because I caught them cheating on me with an Argentinian model named Fabio
     
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    because you are the winter maiden and I just can't wait for spring :frowning2:
     
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    too edgy heehee