I feel like I need to do some real hardcore Aussie accents on this post. So here's a story I tell using a bogan Aussie accent Well hey, I was down the bar and some random bloke just comes up to me and I'm just like, "Bloody hell who the **** are ya." He tells me he's my bloody mate and I tell him you're a bloody right old **** so get the bloody hell away from my drink. Then he tells me he's ordered a bloody cosmopolitan and I'm like, "How the **** did you know I liked cosmopolitans you big ****." Then I head out the bar and guess what he's bloody following me the bastard." I be like shove off mate stop bloody chasing after me. Sorry for the use of swears, it's just without swear words, where is the boganness of this piece really.