Simple question, y'all: when was your first lip-lock? Either at all, or with a member of your preferred gender, or the first time it actually meant something? For me, it's like this. At all: Eighth grade. I had a girlfriend, thought I was bisexual. With a MPG: At age 14, with my then-boyfriend. Didn't really mean anything, at least to me, beyond convenience and mutual lust. Meant something: With my current boyfriend, Ollie. We were in the back of a friend's car, and I was singing along quite badly to the radio. He told me to shut the fuck up, then he kissed me.