What's something innocent but possibly inappropriate thing that you've heard?

"Alright so you're going to shoot your grandmother." - Camera reference rather than a gun

 

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

 

"As if i'm still a virgin"

it should be

"As if! I'm still a virgin"

 

Whilst contemplating parking between two parked cars "Jesus, that's tight!" ... 0.0

 

My sister: *Sees a sucker in the shape of "The Rock" (the actor), holds it up to our "aunt" and says,* "Now you can suck on The Rock's head!"

Later that night she (my sister) said something about fingering a straw...she was 14 and pretty naive. lol.

 

I was talking with my sister about a final project I have to do for my human sexuality class (it can be anything we want, with some parameters).

Apparently she didn't hear the part about it having to relate to sexuality and suggested that I ought to make something edible.

I don't know if that's actually funny but we sure had fun with it lol. (Cookies and gingerbread house models... *snickers immaturely*).

 

This is to stupid to make up

One time I was riding in the car with my parents, sister, and brother-in-law. We got bored because it was a long drive so we played the packing my suite case game. If you haven't heard of it you have to go in alphabetical order packing random things in a suite case and you have to repeat what everyone else said before you then add your own item. It's stupid but it fills time.

But anyway it was my turn and I had the letter F, so I said "Uh, fudge, I'm packing fudge." Honestly that was completely by mistake. :icon_redf

 

No joke, this happened.

"I need to change my clothes. Can you hold my pickle? And don't eat it!"

Someone had to explain to me why it was funny, though...