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what would your cat say when she finds out your using her identity

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by superchicken, Mar 12, 2014.

  1. superchicken

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    hello,

    i love my cat, she's all black, furry, and hates kisses, and i have been guilty of snapping pictures of my cat and using it as my profile picture.

    if my cat found out that she's a huge lesbian online, i'm not sure what her reaction would be.

    maybe she'll meet it with boredom and disinterest.

    maybe she'll meet it with poop on my bed.

    maybe she'll meet it with my toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

    maybe she'll meet it with a dead mice under my bed.

    or maybe she'll meet it with purrs. maybe.
     
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    Maybe i am you cat, meeting you with this message? ^o*
     
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    Don't worry, you should hear the things you cat says when it's pretending to be you!
     
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    Or your cat will steal your identity back.
     
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    I don't think my cat would care that much.
    He would be like
    "Human thinks she is cat. Human is silly. Must go lay on human's face now."
     
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    ^ That's a cute cat, I want to pet him. <3

    I don't think I have stolen any of mine's identities... You all should be ashamed.
     
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    My dog wouldn't care less xD
    And my dog is eligable for this thread because he can be considered a cat ! he looks a bit like one :grin:
     
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    a species bending dog, this is a good site for him. LOL. my cat BINX, looked like thesharkmanders avatar. if he were alive he'd probably purr. oh and he thought he was a dog, even played fetch. : )
     
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    lol, do you have a miniature pup?
    he's probably like: wait til i get a hold of his dirty underwear...(waits for the perfect timing to hand it over to your guest.)

    any pet who had their identities stolen is eligible for this thread.

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    i have the same issue with energy, your cat needs vitamin d.

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    how cute! do you call him binky binx?
     
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    Lolol this is hilarious. Maybe I should start using my dog for a profile picture... at least he probably wouldn't plot my death!
     
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    Or your cat might be a lesbian.
     
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    that would be funny, haha. a cat pretending to be lesbian to her cat friends.

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    is there a support group we can go to for people who are not ashamed? lol.

    and, also, your cat has multiple identities?

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    if he's an awesome golden retriever, then he would probably just be like: sunshine and rainbows, wooooo!
     
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    If I had a cat, it would be dead from starvation or stolen by a neighbor. Based on my family's experience. Mom's hamster Blackbear starved, my brother's female cat Mister O'Riley was stolen. God knows what fate would await my hypothetical pet.

    Being dead or stolen, I don't think my hypothetical pet would notice or care if I used its photo.
     
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    She'd probably give me a face of massive disapproval, than hide somewhere and sleep.
     
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    what would my cat be writing on my profile?

    interest: canned liver spread

    you think i would get a date?

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    your brother's female cat went on to become Bill O'reilly.

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    it is possible. since it is contagious. she likes watching over whenever i watch lesbian videos on youtube.

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    she's probably squinting her eyes in massive disapproval.

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    it's not a secret anymore!

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    are you sure you're not catfishing me?
     
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    i named my cat BINX because of the hocus pocus movie, i called binx, binxy and when i was mad @ him thackery binx.
     
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    But you're a chicken! Be careful otherwise your cat will eat you! Or probably will ask you to get married because maybe she's lesbian as you.

    :grin: