What is your Hogwarts house?

i would like to be ravenclaw but thinking realistically, i think i’d be put into hufflepuff haha

 

I-I mean... I don't know if it's a "house," but I remember someone mentioning this place called... "As..." uh, "Asscabin?" Something like that, anyway! That's where they said I was going.

Why, is that bad...?

Your face says it's definitely bad. Well, I mean... there were all the... uh... bodies... don't look at me like that! I didn't kill them! I just dug them up, so I could make the ultimate instrument of...

O~kay, I see that judgy look in your eyes! Fine! Be like that! But in my defense, "crimes against nature" is a relative term!

Besides! Who else is going to make an invincible part-werewolf, part-vampire, part-zombie, part-ghost that survives only on fresh marrow from newbo- you know I hear it now that I say it out loud, I really do... :|

Damn, these chains are tight...