What is the most amusing LGBT myth spun by bigots?

I love that some men seem to think they could be the one to turn me. Or that I just don't know what I'm missing.

Nope!

 

That bisexuals are attracted to everybody.
That bisexuals are just confused.
That bisexuals are just greedy.
That bisexuals can't be monogamous.
That bisexuality is an easy option.
That bisexuality is a phase.
That bisexuals are really gay.

 

You are fantastic. :eusa_clap

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People that think that being bisexuality is easier or better than being anything else.

 

And that bisexual girls are just straight girls looking for attention.

 

That were all a super organized pack of villains trying to infiltrate the political system and spread our poisoned objectives legally across the world to contaminate future generations.
My Uncle; Not the brightest or most accepting person you'll ever meet :/

 

That trans* people are bathroom-invading rapists. WE'RE IN YOUR TOWNS. IN YOUR STREETS. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO USE A PUBLIC BATHROOM... nothing happened. The end.

 

Why thank you, you're not too bad yourself!

 

One of the funniest and most outrageous myths that I've come across is the "Eat da poo poo" one. It is so ridiculous and offensive that I thought you kind of have to laugh.

 

My university library has two gender neutral single-occupant bathrooms. Nothing scary about them.

 

the gay agenda is to recruit kids, molest them and turn them gay

 

That we are this well organized society with an agenda that includes taking over the world, converting everybody, painting everything in rainbows, and preventing all of humanity from reproducing.

 

Honestly I can't look at this thread for very long, because I just get so frustrated. Even the funnier ones are sad in that there are actually people who believe in them :bang:

 

All of these. It's crazy how much I hear these.

 

My favorite is that "Trans* people are just really, really, SUPER gay." That was exactly how it was worded to me and I thought it was funny, so now every time that someone asks me if I'm gay I don't even get offended; I just giggle and say "Yes. I'm really, really SUPER gay!" i LOVE this one and find it funny

 

The whole gay agenda thing, it makes me laugh how so many bigots and ignorant ppl could actually believe that.

 

The most common bit of advice I found when I was a teen was along the lines of: ‘don’t worry, its just a phase, you’ll grown out of it, you’re just experimenting’. Back then I just knew it was wrong. Now I recognise that it was deeply homophobic nonsense.

 

"Children raised by homosexuals will grow up to be promiscuous."
Not like I'll do it in front of my future kids...

 

That same gender parents will scar their kids for life if they walk in on them having sex. Idk about you but I don't really want to walk in on my male + female parents having sex.

 

We can't have an honest relationship.

 

"You gay people are the most racist of us all!You go with the same sex because you hate the opposite!"

I actually heard this one day and I just couldn't stop laughing.I was like "WTF man!!WTF"

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"If a kid has gay parents then it's gonna become gay too." Soo since I'm a lesbian my dad is a woman in disguise..Yeah bro...make absolutely perfect sense!what an idiot..


"Those stupid TV shows and gay rights laws make people gay" It's not like they couldn't come out that easily before all this..

"Why do lesbians date women who look like boys?" Yeah dude, because it's all about apperance...Just plain stupid...