What is the most amusing LGBT myth spun by bigots?

I know I've posted this somewhere before, but this was just too hilarious to not mention.

Summary: Women will be hurt by gay marriage because gay sex is so much better than straight sex that all the men will marry other men. The evidence for this is a character in an ancient Greek play. Women won't marry other women because apparently lesbian sex isn't as good.

Edit: Oh, I almost forgot to mention that this is apparently the reason why Rome fell.

Could it be Out by Laura Preble?

 

People saying that trans people are gay....
I mean my best friend is trans fem. and she likes guys. Just because physically she is male doesn't mean she is gay, in her heart and mind she is a female therefore she is perfectly straight for liking guys.
Personally saying that a trans person is gay even though after they had a gender change they would be straight is like saying this puppy isn't a dog even though it will grow up to be a dog.... I dunno I guess that's something that annoys me

 

That bi guys are secretly gay and bi girls are secretly straight. Apparently dick is Just That Awesome.

 

Oh, I like the one that transwomen are succubi.

(Succubus/Incubus - A demon sent from hell to seduce men and steal their semen to impregnate women; also sucks the life and souls out of their victims. The succubus is the female form and the incubus is the male form.)

 

It's not that I disagree with you...

 

I remember that article! It was so stupid

 

I find the one where "gays are trying to get special privileges" to be especially annoying, even though it's more annoying than funny.

Do you have the link to that "gay sex demon" article? xD

 

Well...it is awesome

 

LMAO sure

 

Westboro came to my high school a few years back and a few of them had signs that said, "gays eat babies."

But thats bullshit because I only eat preteens.

 

:roflmao:

 

That if you have a dick, I will want to suck it.


Nothing is more aggrivating than having really ugly straight men act cautious around me; believe it or not, if a girl doesn't go near you doesn't automatically mean I'm desperate enough to try.

 

Consider yourself lucky! They follow me around in public all the time. Those types seem to have a fasination with my ass, smacking it or worse grabbing it in public! And they don't take NO well.... I like how you put it! I swear these guys around here think all I do is walk around looking for a dick to suck! I had to put a gate with a chain and lock across my driveway with NO TRESPASSING every 5 feet across the front to stop the lost dogs from showing up at my door and I rarely go to town alone. June

 

That Gay Men, Fancy All Men

 

The belief that gay people are only born of gay people. /facepalm

Also that apparently if two guys sun bathe on a beach together, they're gay and if a women plays softball, they're gay. wut?

 

It's stuff like this that makes me think homophobes are closeted gays...

 

That.. sounds.... Awesome!! it was probably a priest or something

 

Some guy on TV said it's an addiction. He said that we tried homosexual sex, and now can't get enough of it. God I wish that was true for me, I really do.:roflmao:

 

The funniest myth I have ever heard is that hanging out with gay people will make you gay. There is no merit in that whatsoever because a person's sexuality is their decision to make and their feelings. If they are gay because of another person and would not be gay without the influence of the other person, they are not really gay.