What if you woke up next to the person above you?

it's fine. no hard feelings.

 

Totoro can I have your autograph!? ^.^

 

Eek! what's this person doing in my bed. I don't want anyone in my bed surprising me except for my angelic boy, (starts daydreaming about his man, his perfect man, starts salivating straight into the daydream).

 

Wakes up surrounded by boys

I thought you were joking when you said you had 1500boyfriends...

 

He don't they are mannequins.

 

:star wars: just wanted to use that one

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Damn didn't work..:starwars:

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Yiss!

 

No it's true I do have 1500 boyfriends, I'm so physically weak that they all want to show me what they got.

 

Let me guess they're all super handsome and totally devoted to you and half of them are russianXD

 

Well I will be turning them into candy come on lets eat.

 

:dry:Wouldn't that be like cannibalism?

 

No not like cannibalism cause they are candy let's eat and by the way half of them are husky Scandinavian boys and totally devoted to me yes. It's my life. and totally they are all super hot and cute, that they are make me Burn up.

 

Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said:

"Do you come from a land down under
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
And he said:

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty."
And he said:

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder
You better run, you better take cover."

 

*glares at A wall in mental absence*
That game was weird...

 

*turns on the TV and the Xbox and plays Splinter Cell: Blacklist*

 

*glares at you in bewilderment*
Did you bring that with you? I don't have an xbox.

 

We're in my house....

 

Yup, nice place you got here... *nods, looking around a bit*

 

I'll make it prettier.
*gets out a lighter and some petrol*

 

*hides my 'pipe' from Yuri* >.>

 

*splashes everything with petrol*