What if you woke up next to the person above you?

You're 368 years old! This can't be legal.

 

Huh?

 

Entschuldigung ich spreche kein Englisch.Könnten Sie mir vieleicht sagen wie ich hierher gekommen bin?

 

No! No one shall ever tell you! :badgrin:

 

Damn it ! You kidnappers!!!

 

*ties you up and locks you in a closet*

 

Well... You wrote your profile in English so *odd sound* to you!
Wait... Why am I here aswell?

 

I'm doing karate.also locking me in a closet seems kinda ironic if you look at the website name...

 

Yup, that's the point. By putting someone in a closet, I've destroyed EC, 'cause the closet isn't empty anymore. :badgrin:

 

Criminal mastermind 0.0

---------- Post added 16th Feb 2015 at 11:01 PM ----------

To ryu:you can't tell me what to do with my profile!!!I'm starting a rebellion!!

 

Yeah, and now that it's destroyed, I can rebuild it and become ruler of all Empty Closets! *evil laughter* I will make everything pink and you will all bow to me as your new princess!

 

So I'm waking up next to a princess now?nice satin sheets...

 

Noooooo, (tries to help person out of the closet, but then Yuri attacks and puts me in the closet) Physical strength my one weakness.

 

You distract her i kick the door in

 

i'll go make pancakes while you do that.

 

Hooray, (goes in for the hug and kiss) we are gonna get out because you are super masculine and covered in muscles. (salivates over guy in closet). Thanks I'll have some when we get out

 

I want to be a hunter again I want to see the world alone agian to take a chance at life again so let me go.

 

Uhm...okay??? Lets just go with that one.,...

 

Andrew99 I will let you go if you let me go. I can't move with your immense physical strength keeping me on the bed and in the closet. Randomly me I will scream like child and draw her into room and then like Russian man I will fight, she will most likely beat me and tie me up to put in closet again unless anyone rescues me.

 

Well, I just need to get some petrol and a lighter and dowse all know wardrobes in the world with them now... Thanks not so empty closets for letting me meurder everyone I know!