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What if you woke up next to the person above you?

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Martin, May 19, 2013.

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    Don't go away sir, would you like a chocolate, (places in mouth) mmm delicious, (chews up and down slowly). Here have some dark chocolate.
     
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    Happy butt shaped chocolate day want to have some Valentine day chocolate it's caramel I do no like caramel.
     
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    Ugh... Valentines Day... where is my husband? Got some breakfast... *get up and go make him an omelet*
     
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    Where's my wife?
     
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    I'm your wife now :grin: have some breakfast and chocolate
     
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    No young blood is my wife.
     
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    Happy Valentine day little zombie.
     
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    CandyKing, huh? Seems kinda fitting, considering what day it is. I was going to say wtf and jump out of bed, but I think I can stay here for a while longer.

    Get in your van and we'll go out for some candy you say? Well I bet you have lots of different kinds, what with your identity, so instead of running off like those silly parents suggest I will instead make my choice of whether to run or not based on what kind of candy or treat is offered.

    Any kind of gummy candy(or fruit snacks) will do.
     
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    C P I got you a new nickname boi, and it's C3PO
     
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    Ok, now I understand why I was feelin so cold.
     
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    I'm warm and toasty in my totoro onesie
     
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    Here have a butt shaped valentine day card.
     
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    You have a butt shaped flower honey, (gives butt shaped flower)
     
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    Cool but shaped flowers. Valetine day where everything is shaped like a butt.
     
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    *farts in CandyKings face as I sleep*
     
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    (does an even bigger fart in Ghost Nekos face, while sleeping)
     
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    Oh shit where's the fucking febreze? What the hell did you two eat?
     
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    I'd probably be slightly amused if I woke up next to you. Then I'd be wondering about what on earth happened before xD
     
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    Lol :wink:
     
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