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[What does] Googlism [The internet think of you?]

Discussion in 'Entertainment and Technology' started by InaRut, Apr 27, 2008.

  1. Googlism for: jacob

    jacob is drawn back to a house where the line between the living and the dead is constantly shifting - I like this one. :icon_bigg
    jacob is the chosen of god
    jacob is back
    jacob is blessed
    jacob is nominated for a daytime emmy - Everyone vote for me! (!)
    jacob is our refuge
    jacob is wonderful
    jacob is mobile
    jacob is a groomed leader despite his youth
    jacob is the god of all grace
    jacob is detailed in genesis
    jacob is all business
    jacob is in total control
    jacob is a graduate of albert einstein college of medicine
    jacob is a young boy with a gift for carpentry who is busy finishing up a project for a contest
    jacob is reaching out to heaven - I'm quite content with living right now thank you very much.
    jacob is proficient at tying up the lose ends of his life - I'm sure they meant incompetent
    jacob is about to become a major force in jazz today - Jazz hands maybe?
    jacob is preparing - ALways preparing.......Muhahahaha! :badgrin:
    jacob is a six year old huskie mix
    jacob is one terrific pianist
    jacob is slipping through the tall wet grass
    jacob is a thoroughly secular person
    jacob is made up of 34 members
    jacob is a young man with an intense passion for literature
    jacob is a female - So totally tr......Hey! Wait a second! :roflmao:
    jacob is only a bridge - Umm...ok, I believe you.
    jacob is pretty articulate that this would rarely be a problem - Yep.
    jacob is a java class browser and project manager for emacs
    jacob is cold
    jacob is to be called jacob no longer - Stan is my new name actually.
    jacob is now a happy. Gay = Happy :grin:
    jacob is sure drugs are being sold from two of the apartments next door. :eusa_naug
    jacob is delighted with his log cabin
    jacob is staying with us
    jacob is enjoying his retirement at hotel turkey - :thumbsup:
    jacob is bringing his family and flocks back to canaan
    jacob is busy
    jacob is a man in motion
    jacob is the undisputed queen of hardcore horror - :roflmao:
    jacob is professor of cellular genetics
    jacob is a member of the american institute of aeronautics and astronautics
    jacob is probably the only anomaly in the family - Alas, such is my fate.
    jacob is very excited by the opportunity to bring this world of music and dance to the 21st century american public. (!)
    jacob is a very loving and bright young little boy
    jacob is one of the founding members of cambridge computer
    jacob is a very happy energetic 4 yr
    jacob is making it possible
    jacob is a small to medium size breed
    jacob is not intended to remain inside the home
    jacob is an egalitarian congregation in which women and men participate fully and equally in shul life
    jacob is revered as the saint patron of the church
    jacob is the voice of reconciliation
    jacob is fleeing from his brother
    jacob is not alone - *cue that creepy "omg look out behind you!" music*
    jacob is a white sheep with black markings - Oh I like this one as well.
    jacob is currently president of the florida neurosurgical society
    jacob is making herself known - Uh huh, you go girl friend!
    jacob is a postman living in a surrealistically squalid new york city
    jacob is new chair
    jacob is such a bad ass - Tis true. :dry:
    jacob is licked transexual sexpictures - :tears:
    jacob is world erotic passion - :thumbsup:
    jacob is the wildest band member
    jacob is a little more alert when he’s awake
    jacob is out of the hospital and living at home
    jacob is the one who has inherited the birthright
    jacob is buried in another section of the cemetery
    jacob is that sometimes when you cling too hard to life
    jacob is fascinated with the newspaper
    jacob is overused
    jacob is alone and afraid of the future
    jacob is on eight medications daily
    jacob is making fun of him by repeating his order and has jacob arrested and sent away to slimers island
    jacob is flawed - Aren't we all...(!)

    Sorry to spam the thread, but these were some of the interesting ones. At least you didn't read every single one like I foolishly did.
     
  2. Defender

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    tez is going to rip you apart
    tez is a very nice and open
    tez is a member of ullysses motor cycle club
    tez is one of those people that has an innate ability to knock the heck out of someone when they hit
    tez is keeping the tracks blazing and in the trunk
    tez is arrested in bali on charges of heroin trafficking and faces the death penalty
    tez is destined to be your next class a showhorse
    tez is particularly proud of his tattoes
    tez is that he wants to learn
    tez is hunracan
    tez is not specified in the legislation
    tez is kee
    tez is perhaps one of the most important players to knvb as his goal scoring record shows
    tez is out in the rain
    tez is back
    tez is also a member of the excellent hip
    tez is an original ufb member
    tez is considered to be one of the best defenders in non
    tez is coming soon
    tez is my surname
    tez is a *witez ii preservation stallion carrying 32
    tez is ranked 46 and has played for 1h58m in 42 days
    tez is being equipped with a steam compressor
    tez is the answer
    tez is gone
    tez is positioned in the mid
    tez is c em
    tez is ces kateheze otrok na katehezo odraslih
    tez is doing very well in assam
    tez is a most excellent young lady
    tez is an african american female
    tez is 15 years of age as of june 15 th
    tez is not responsible for injuries occurring to campers
    tez is having a great season
    tez is still fresh in my memory as the past
    tez is mobilya
    tez is always a dangerous thing
    tez is "speed"
    tez is blood and pur is city
    tez is just a natural?born scorer
    tez is licen
    tez is a geologist working for moc in the brazil group of marathon oil
    tez is jinymi stiny v pratelstvi trvaji
    tez is here now
    tez is addicted to it already
    tez is the tallest player somewhere
    tez is very tall
    tez is desperately trying to throw off a cold
    tez is offa
    tez is positioned against hll's red label brand
    tez is ranked 113 and has played for 1h50m in 14 days real name
    tez is off shopping
    tez is defeated
    tez is also the international co
    tez is
    tez is to keep laden tankers west of the zone boundary in an effort to protect the shoreline and coastal waters from a potential risk of
    tez is not optimistick abt my seabrooks crisps finding ways but i am sure there are some places that sell them
    tez is nasim zjistenim o vyznamnem zuzeni
    tez is ce mojega djela u odboru za z ene
    tez is ce dela Übersicht projektgebiet / pregled obmoc ja projekta page 8
    tez is still being lazy last update//05
    tez is my favorite
    tez is prezidentem
    tez is a voluntary measure with shipping industry
    tez is jinymi
     
  3. sngl

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    Out to everyone
    imre is a non :eusa_liar
    imre is a good idea :icon_bigg
    imre is just utterly predictable :dry:
    imre is attacked and fatally stabbed by a gang of thieves who were trying to break into
    his car :eek: :lol:
    imre is caught off guard by the hug because both of them are married and panna had implied a belief in a more introvert relationship to the world than hugging :lol:
    imre is swiftly dealt with :rolleyes:
     
  4. GlindaRose

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    Lucy's bones are rife with evidence clearly...
    Lucy likes receiving compliments
    Lucy is important to human evolution
    Lucy is a popular American situation comedy
    Lucy was assigned to the species Australopithecus afarensis
    Lucy is a belly dancer
    Lucy is a fossil
    Lucy will be a loose C port of the Java Lucene search engine library
    Lucy has recently published her first book
     
  5. HalfInsane

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    Sara is controlled by a configuration file.
    Sara is an outrageously inept comedy that mostly ends up embarrassing the audience.
    Sara is still a critically ill patient.
    Sara is stunned that her spouse has filed for divorce.
    Sara is going to try and figure out how to use it without reading any of the manual.
    Sara is a software product which has been developed as a part of the british national corpus.
    Sara is the heart warming short novel of a girl who discovers the secrets of creating a happy life from a giant owl named Solomon.
     
  6. Kenko

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    mike is healed from cancer
    Hmm didn't know I had cancer.

    mike is no longer accepting html
    ODF and PDF's only folks!

    mike is mike
    Wow that's... obvious

    mike is dead
    So much for not having cancer.

    mike is such a cutie
    Oooo, Google has a crush on me.
     
  7. Maddy

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    Sexual Orientation:
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    Out to everyone
    maddy is to blame
    (I am not.)
    maddy is a clever cat
    (...meow?)
    maddy is trying to eat my emery board
    (*munch*)
    maddy is
    (Well, that was vague.)
    maddy is arrested for unwittingly stealing a bag of frozen peas from harrods
    (Insert your own joke here.)
     
  8. Alex

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  9. John666

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    john is dead.....john is fucking.....right
     
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    haha, mine was quite long and contradictory but I am apparently fast, gay, amazing, and available for stud service.

    ... and I'm "more than just ok" :icon_wink
     
  11. Keiss

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    Ironic, isn't it?
     
  12. hannahhrosee

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    hannah is a baby flower girl
    hannah is a fully trained movie and service dog
    hannah is living proof that stagger lee goes on stalking the south
    hannah is here to stay
    hannah is obviously feeling better
    hannah is a very loving and charming girl who knows very well how to twist you round her little finger
    hannah is showing off her tight ass now


    haha, neat
     
  13. mattypants

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    http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=matty&type=1

    quotables:
    matty is hot
    matty is the best
    matty is a bottom
    matty is disturbing
    matty is not like all of the other boys his age
    matty is a smart man
    matty is not at all conservative
    matty is as good as they come
     
  14. Black Cat

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    Some of my favorites:

    Geoffrey is a small giraffe.
    Geoffrey is another garbage man.
    Geoffrey is the founder of the happy camper club.
    Geoffrey is a frequent speaker at industry conferences, and his books are required reading at Stanford.
    Geoffrey is the only place where parents can find everything they need for children.
    Geoffrey is a company that approaches the needs of it's customers with a positive and "can do" attitude.
    Geoffrey is champion certified in the imperial society for teachers and dancing.
    Geoffrey is to receive from the priory and the convent annually as his wages for labor.
    Geoffrey is scheduled to qualify and race in the Martinsville 500 on October 20th.
    Geoffrey is shown mounted and in full armor. :eek:
    Geoffrey is such a neat kid. (You know it. :thumbsup:)
    Geoffrey is checked for blood pressure prior to the "big one". :roflmao:
    Geoffrey is one of the most significant authors in the development of Arthurian legends.
    Geoffrey is now quite the exuberant little kitty.
    Geoffrey is told that there were many hold.
    Geoffrey is running out of ideas. :confused:
    Geoffrey is still constructing this site. (Better wear a hard hat then kids.)
    Geoffrey is the infamous "reverend".
    Geoffrey is far more talented and better looking than him.
    Geoffrey is not quite as dissembling about his sources as Chaucer is.
    Geoffrey is determined to enter them in a competition in Australia.
    Geoffrey is the company's leading spokesgiraffe.
    Geoffrey is an internationally know violin maker.
    Geoffrey is hard pressed to think of a time he wanted to do anything but make furniture.
     
  15. Lychee

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    pauline is no more
    pauline is satan
    pauline is not allowed to go to russia/the white sea in connection with the barents region collaboration on environment
    pauline is an entire story on her own
    pauline is going crazy
    pauline is severely retarded
    pauline is a real estate agent that is known in the community of miramichi for her dedicated client service
    pauline is intent on becoming the first woman prime minister of australia
    pauline is drawing on the craft table
    pauline is undertaking a case
    pauline is mentally a stubborn child
    pauline is able to run small errands for martha
     
  16. GoBabyGoGo

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    my faves:
    ben is hot
    ben is such a star
    ben is very big and strong
    ben is gay"
    ben is jesus
    ben is watching you
    ben is inserting his horny erected cock into the widely opened
    ben is #1
    ben is coming
    ben is so hot
    ben is ugly
    ben is someone else
    ben is named the sexiest man alive
    ben is much more than that
    ben is first and foremost a type a personality
    ben is one of my favorites
     
  17. ADTR fan

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    ellie is an older
    ellie is born
    ellie is the fucking man
    ellie is a good leader
    ellie is a
    ellie is on
    ellie is our business class netjetter
    ellie is an ordinary teenager who lives on a farm in a small victorian rural town
    ellie is content with her life
    ellie is back
    ellie is going away
    ellie is aggressive and physical; she's inclined to charge ahead and do things
    ellie is aggressive and physical; she's inclined to charge ahead and do things quickly
    ellie is an awesome
    ellie is one of the most
    ellie is a young
    ellie is almost pure white
    ellie is not directly based on jill
    ellie is the founder of shop
    ellie is a wonderful example of the highest ideals of womanhood and the true christian spirit
    ellie is a multi
    ellie is inundated with visitors
    ellie is our final core staff member
    ellie is just as determined to prevent this
    ellie is desperate to find evidence to prove once and for all that he is the sick killer she always believed him to be
    ellie is one super elephant
    ellie is still living with the guilt
    ellie is a young girl who has discovered a magical garden where her stuffed animal friends come to life and become her playmates
    ellie is installed into the s@h directory
    ellie is currently working on her second book which will be published by penguin in 2003
    ellie is not a man who takes denial very well; as he puts it
    ellie is a fine
    ellie is a member of the association of certified professional wedding consultants
    ellie is a housewife of fifty years and has three children
    ellie is supposed to be a los angeles lounge singer who's life is always in frenzy
    ellie is a good woman who makes bad choices sometimes
    ellie is a proud member of
    ellie is a frequent contributor to the professional literature and is best known for her role as co
    ellie is looking for love
    ellie is
    ellie is another product of a greedy human who used her for 8 years to produce puppies to sell for human greed
    ellie is convinced the beings who beckon are not only intelligent
    ellie is legless
    ellie is a reasonable dog and you should hire her for as long as possible
    ellie is determined to have some success in the love department
    ellie is the baby of the pack at 3 years old and the biological half
    ellie is second to none
    ellie is credited with being largely responsible for developing many of the instrument's innovations
    ellie is shown in real time
    ellie is very happy staying upstairs
    ellie is disturbed and isn't staying with them enough for them to feed properly
    ellie is a woman whose purpose in life is to scan the heavens for the possibility of alien life
    ellie is a big city lawyer who needs a break to get her personal life in order
    ellie is just better than the average mere mortal at knife throwing
    ellie is our latest arrival
    ellie is due to have her pups soon & we are looking forward to a trip to ireland in the middle of feb to see them
    ellie is a 2 year old border collie/aussie mix that weighs 37 pounds
    ellie is plenty ready to live like a real horse
    ellie is completing her fourth term
    ellie is not business as usual
    ellie is in charge of the proposal process from receipt of proposal to finding reviewers until the end of the process at the final decision
    ellie is chagrined when the story turns graphically violent as the 7
    ellie is my niece
    ellie is available for both space clearing of the highest level and psychotherapy that enables the client to explore their inner self in a way that is both
    ellie is grilled by a government committee about her ride in the transport
    ellie is equally comfortable with live radio
    ellie is steven's wife
    ellie is a silver pug
    ellie is the bridge
    ellie is pushing
    ellie is cast as a lonely woman
    ellie is a junior independent counsel
    ellie is so caught up in that very fantasy
    ellie is posed with her 'egg' that she makes
    ellie is just plain normal
    ellie is great grandmother to our "tilly"
    ellie is a slim voluptuous lady from yorkshire
    ellie is developing a new program on campus called renaissance institute
    ellie is my little sister
    ellie is a single
    ellie is living with hal
    ellie is risky tv
    ellie is a lovely liver/white ticked female bred by covey run in late june
    ellie is one of the easiest mares in the world to live with
    ellie is also a fashion statement in her own right
    ellie is without a doubt the sweetest
    ellie is second only to mbif fc kushinda's archive angle
    ellie is another of belle's pups
    ellie is back at school
    ellie is finishing her story about her home
    ellie is drawn to people whose difference is palpable
    ellie is quite a cat
    ellie is one of twenty
     
  18. i will just say the best one:

    Brandon is gay.com

    Whats up with that google?
     
  19. stratavos

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    http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Jason&type=1

    jason is my hero
    jason is very correct
    jason is a sick bastard
    jason is god
    jason is the total package
    jason is nowhere to be seen
    jason is getting married
    jason is currently in serious but stable condition

    quite a few of these are really flattering :slight_smile:
     
  20. RaeofLite

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    :roflmao:

    This is hilarious... :lol:

    http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Lisa&type=1

    ... (I apologize if some are rated R)..
    Lisa is
    lisa is widely moving apart the pink wet vagina of her lesbian friend and licking her opened asshole
    lisa is tenderly licking the sexy buttocks of her girlfriend by her wet tongue
    lisa is gonna get it on, come and watch
    lisa is kept in the warden's office
    lisa is now a minimal hurricane :lol:
    lisa is still in college (True)
    lisa is a story about a man named george
    lisa is going to heaven
    lisa is forever smiling
    lisa is falling apart'
    lisa is adyktive (A 'dyke'tive? Did I read that right? :lol:slight_smile:
    lisa is a race car driver