What are you thinking?

I'm going over my budget in my head trying to figure out if I can justify a matinee showing of Wonder Woman.

 

Lol. Well, I guess you don't even have to try to be a girl, so it really is who you are already.

 

Why do parents automatically assume that their children are straight? I'm tired of my mother talking to me about girls, I'm not interested in a relationship with one or trying to make myself look more attractive and available to them.

 

I'm now officially a Cashier at Sams club

 

"I'm going to repeatedly smoke around somebody that I know has super severe cancer", thanks twat

 

Scored some tickets! Was afraid they'd sell out and my computer wasn't displaying the page correctly after the countdown ended, but my phone came through for me.

 

MY INTERNET SUCKS BALLS. Can't get it to work longer than five minutes, and my show comes on in an hour. If I miss my show, the router gets punted out the window.

 

*About to post on teenager thread*
*remembers I haven't been a teenager for almost a year*
*Cries/ yet thankful I escaped*

 

Just found out my cousin and her asshole boyfriend are coming to stay with us for a few days next month. I'm not looking forward to this. I have a lot of shit coming up, and I don't need them adding to the fire.

 

Just did another flight with my drone and had it hit me in the face with it. I wish I had the SD card in it though as I think I flew it at the point where I probably didn't look like a newb

 

I'm wondering does my dog feel any regret after brutally murdering two out of three stray kittens wondering why the idiot mother cat decided out of all the places to give birth a dog kennel actually used by a dog was her choice. I don't know by this cat isn't behaving like the Internet said she should and moving her babies you would think after my small cute dog beheaded the first one shed wise up. I am also hoping the last one makes it since my dog is not the only threat. I also don't think I will forget picking up the tiny kitten with a huge hole in its side after being tossed around by the dog before I could get it it was still alive and moving and having to remove its dead body from the kennel several hours later.

 

My mom told me "honestly, I don't believe I'll see half of the money [you owe from your college days]". Pretty sure she's not going to see me once I move out either if she continues to make comments like that

 

Rashes and blisters, oh my!

 

Today brings you lovely weather of 110 degrees. Enjoy instant skin cancer from the unrelenting UV rays, loss of vision from the intense brightness, and a feeling of woozy unease. Additional side effects include but are not limited to dry mouth, fatigue, heat rash, irritability, headache, dizziness, hallucinations, and suicidal thoughts or actions.

 

Never thought I'd be saying this, but I'm actually hoping we get some rain tonight.

 

Lol wow flights were being canceled because it was too hot.

 

I'm jealous, I like hot weather, less likely to get colds. I'm dealing with such a bad cold, it's annoying, pure liquid is dripping out of my nose. I think tonight I'm going to sleep to the sound of music. I went into a deep sleep while I was listening to Bronski Beat last night.

 

Man I gotta take out the trash

 

WILL THIS F$#%ING FLY LAND ALREADY SO I CAN KILL IT? It's just buzzing around my screen incessantly!