What are you thinking?

Being only semi out about my gender sucks. I have to be called by my birth name and my new name and by different pronouns. I just want to go into a corner and cry

 

I've gotten "Alice", "A Lix", "Aless", and my favorite, "Arse", as my name at Starbucks. I think it's because I talk really fast and have a slight lisp.

Although how you get Arse from a lispy Alex is beyond me.


Also, this is an actual conversation between my Brain and my Heart that's been recorded:

Heart: Hey Brain!

Brain: I swear to God if this is another Pinky and the Brain joke…

Heart: Nope! How's you? Good, good, hey, you know Isaac?

Brain: That guy in gym class who the Eyes keep looking at in his underwear?

Heart: Yeah, him. We're gonna start falling for him, because he talked to us and showed genuine interest in what we were doing.

Brain: WHAT WHAT NO NO ABORT

Heart: TOO LATE FOR THAT! FULL SPEED AHEAD, MOTHERFUCKER!


:bang::bang:

 

I'm sick of being used.

 

I went kayaking with my friend her sister and her sisters boyfriend and it was a lot of fun. I also came out to my family 2 years ago.

 

*mourns for all those wasted cute straight male tushes

 

For some reason I spent yesterday evening taking pictures of trees. I joked that all I need to do now is remove the colour and write a Black Metal album

 

School in two days, scared to death.

 

I need to finish my essay about euthanasia today, but my head is full of monkeys playing cymbals.....

 

This tea is absolutely awful! Time to abandon ship.

 

This morning is so pretty. Reminds me of the old days, sigh.

 

Transcribing names from Mandarin into Latin script is hard enough in a quiet setting, let alone aloud restaurant.

Of course, I'm assuming these were first generation immigrants/native Mandarin speakers. If they were long-time Americans they only have the loud setting as an excuse.

 

"Take me to church, I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies!"

 

My friend's mom thought this was a religious song and was always confused by that part. Family my friend had to show her the music video and explain what it meant.

 

No school tomorrow, yay!

 

My German Shepherd got a phone call last night asking if she'd like to volunteer for Hillary Clinton's campaign. I think she'd enjoy the time spent outside going door to door, but she probably couldn't eloquently convey the message.

 

-uses Old Spice for the first time. Reads the back of the container and dies-

 

Does my face really scream that I have a problem or that I am always fed up? People keep asking me it but I never I have a problem which I never do I am just lost in thought.
But finally school starts again tomorrow. Can't wait to go back this was the most shittiest summer break ever. I was promised the best summer ever but all I got was anguish and boredom. I have never cried so much I one period of time than I have this summer.

 

HAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious! XD I see it as somewhat religious, but also a way of saying "I'm a sinner, I have temptations, and how dare you judge me for loving someone so purely."

 

I can't wait to go back to school so I can finally gush to people about assassination classroom. It's so good!

 

My brother's obsession