What are you laughably bad at?

I'm a pretty good driver but I can't parallel park to save my life

 

Being a functioning human being.

...and running. Or most anything physical.

 

Singing, I have a deep monotone voice, so I'm unable to hit any but one note.
It also makes people think I'm being sarcastic when I'm actually being genuine but that's a different story.

 

I have to say Bowling. I love going bowling just to have fun and I am very aware that I am not very good at it. In fact, I am so bad that the whole bowling hall laughed hysterically whenever I was up to bowl. One day...while bowling for fun..well...I thought I was...I stood in position to pivot the ball down the lane and the ball decided to go in the opposite direction behind me instead of forward. Everyone just died with laughter. However, this one guy whom by the way had every guy's mouth drooling because he was so hot that he thought I was so cute about the way I handled the situation that he pulled me over to buy me a drink and ask me out on a date and offered to give me private bowling lessons to boot.

 

Call of Duty. I just cannot do well. I just can't.

 

I'm actually completely awful at bowling? I learned this when my family had a bowling competition. I literally hit the pins less than 5 times throughout a series of ten rounds.

 

Bowling. I don't know why but I am hopelessly bad at it

 

I have no sense of direction. Combine this with the fact that I haven't driven in 20 years and that I'm remarkably trusting and I don't know where anything is. I'm constantly explaining to people that, yes, I've been there numerous times and, no, I don't know how to get there--"people just take me places...":lol:

 

Any sport or physical activity but I am the worst at bowling, like a few others have said. I don't know why, I've just never been able to do it properly. And I'm pretty bad at chess too.

I'm terrible at spelling too like "revelant" instead of relevant, "conversative" instead of conservative, "incest" instead of insect (...), apsorbtion (absorption), reblace (replace), etc, etc. Luckily I have a learning disorder to blame for that as well as my difficulty with math. And thank God for spellcheck :lol:

 

Dancing. I can't see the point of doing it, so I don't have any motivation.

Also, concentration to an extent... I often get lost observing the world around me, seeing all its different shapes, angles and symmetry. Plus any nearby noises distract me from anything and everything. As a result I often lose track of what I'm doing, what a person's talking about etc.

 

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Thanks I like your signature, a world where all electrons became dragons would be amazing...provided the protons and neurons turned into something equally awesome.

 

Me too. Only difference: I got more like a husky-voice, but as soon as I start singing it's like "dead" and just sounds like I'm digusted by hearing myself xD and the only emotion I'm able to express while singing is some kind of bitchy anger.
*that's why I prefered to learn screaming/growling*

 

Saving money, as soon as I have it I end up spending it.

 

Not being clumsy. For example, today I was jumping because I was excited to see one of my friends. And I nearly knocked over a bunch of bottles on the top of the fridge. I could go on, really. The worst recent one was when I tripped over my earphones and nearly took the computer with me across the room. I would've been pissed off if I broke my computer!

Lots of practice and a world of pain XD

What blasphemy is this!? :eek: Everyone knows INTJs are the best chess players!

Does anyone remember the name of the famous chess player who kept turning up in the nick of time or late to matches, in order to annoy his opponent (or was it a rival?) and gain an edge. I thought that was amusing, even although chess bores the pants off me

 

Singing. I like to sing along to music and I have great memorization. I'm not screeching bad but I often look silly singing women's parts and sound silly singing men's. I've embraced it though

 

Solving problems

 

Drawing.... I cannot even draw a teacup! Or a spoon, or a fork, or a..... you get the picture

 

video games. all of um really. which is sad because its my obsession. yet im always garbage at it no matter how much i want to be good at it.

 

Wow, there are many things that I'm bad. Having a life is one of them. I also can't rollerskate, sing, or even more embarrassing, ride a bike. I want to be able to ride a bike but when I was learning how to ride, I had difficulty starting the ride. So basically I needed to have someone push me every time. But these are a few things just to name...