After looking at my friends FB and seeing him getting a poster of a woman (very revealing but not naked or half naked), ive been terrified that I'll find something similar under the tree. Ive decided if that day comes, I will come out of the closet fully. Luckily my mom only buys me games and she would never do that. Thats about it, really. Basically I dont want anything that makes me look perverted. Please share your gift phobia, or even the worst thing you've gotten.